Metaphor Jokes
51 metaphor jokes and hilarious metaphor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about metaphor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Metaphor jokes are funny because they use mixed metaphors and non-standard logic to deliver punchlines that require the audience to think figuratively. Join us for a look at some of the wildest and most creative metaphorical jokes from Mayberry and other places around the world, and find out what makes them so metaphysical.
Funniest Metaphor Short Jokes
Short metaphor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The metaphor humour may include short analogy jokes also.
- What do you call a really long metaphor? It's like, a metafive
PS I made this up myself and I'm really proud of it - The editor rejected my book, he said my metaphores are incomprehensible... I'm sad as a coconut.
- People say that Steve Jobs died too soon. But I think his death was a fitting metaphor for apples attitude to battery life.
- Grammar tip Farther = physical distance
Further = metaphorical distance
Father = emotional distance - I sneezed in front of my stuttering friend and said, "man, my sinuses are on fire". "i-i-is i-i-it an-an-allergy?" he asked
I said, "no, it's a metaphor". - I hate it when people use metaphors that are physically impossible. It makes my blood boil.
- I finally saved up enough money that I could afford to listen to my heart. It turns out that's just a metaphor.
Anyway, I have a stethoscope for sale. - Why are dyslexic authors so friendly? They don't know the difference between smiles and metaphors.
- Humans are like grapes... Grapes are green or purple, and a human has colors too. A grape is picked, and eaten by a human. Then we die of old age. I'm not good with metaphors.
- For all those who like to compare a situation with Star Wars to explain it better, Metaphors be with you.
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Metaphor One Liners
Which metaphor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with metaphor? I can suggest the ones about figure of speech and idiom.
- What is a simile? It's like a metaphor.
- Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors? Because they take everything, literally.
- I met a girl called simile. I don't know what I metaphor.
- Don't use metaphors when talking to kleptomaniacs. They take things literally.
- I went on a date with a girl called simile. I don't know what I metaphor.
- Metaphors aren't like similes. Metaphors are similes.
- How do poets say hello? *"Hey, haven't we metaphor?"*
- What do you call a really long metaphor? It's like, a metafive
- My friend met a girl named simile He didn't know why he metaphor
- I was watching Star Wars in English Class And a classmate says "metaphors be with you"
- "Man, my sinuses are on fire!" "An allergy?"
"No, a metaphor". - Jedi Knights love analogies. "Metaphors be with you!"
- A bad metaphor is like a cucumber with a parachute.
- What do Jedi Knights say to encourage the use of analogies? "Metaphors be with you."
- Figurative digits When is a 2 literally a 6? When it has metaphor.
Mixed Metaphor Jokes
Here is a list of funny mixed metaphor jokes and even better mixed metaphor puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A good analogy is like a box of chocolates- you never know when you're going to get a mixed metaphor.
- Friend keeps telling me my mixing of metaphors will get me in trouble.... But we'll burn that bridge when we get to it
- Why do hypocrites avoid mixed metaphors? The don't count their chickens in the same basket.
- My English teacher was always mixing metaphors, like he's so far off-base he'll have to swim back to shore.
Humorous Metaphor Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about metaphor you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hyperbole jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make metaphor pranks.
Today, I met Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother, Broco Lee.
I met a few of his cousins too;
The one who can't take a joke, Serious Lee.
The one is always there last minute, Sudden Lee.
The one who doesn't understand Metaphors, Literal Lee.
The one who is always throwing shade, Sarcastic Lee.
The one who is so sure of himself, Definite Lee.
The one you can always predict, Usual Lee.
The one whose always smiling, Happy Lee.
The one in disgrace, Shameful Lee.
The one that isn't very good looking, Ug Lee
AND,
The one who likes perfection, Exact Lee
In short, I met the whole Fama Lee.
Whenever I tell someone I sleep like a baby they always seem pleased
I should probably find a different metaphor for waking up at 3am screaming, covered in my own u**....
I've got a horrible memory.
I couldn't remember what onomatopoeia or metaphor meant and then BAM it hit me like lighting. It was like the time I remembered similes and realized I am dumb as a box of rocks.
A couple after a divorce are at court over who could keep the child.
So the mother goes:" i carried that child for 9 long months and gave birth to it under a lot of pain. I should keep it.
The judge asks the father if he has anything to add.
The father calmly replies:" let me explain this situation with a metaphor; if you walk up to a coca-cola machine, put in a dollar and a coke comes out, does the coke belong to you or the machine?"
I hate it when people confuse reality with metaphors...
It makes my head literally explode!
Have you heard that really convoluted metaphor about poorly constructed bridges?
It's hard to get across.
