Metamorphic Rock Jokes
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It's important not to confuse metamorphic with igneous rock
After all, you can't just take this schist for granite.
What did the rock say when he went metamorphic?
"Holy schist."
I just got out of my geology class.
We studied metamorphic rocks which was Gneiss.
I heard that for his role in the Baywatch movie Dwayne Johnson dropped down to 238 lbs from 260 lbs so he could look more ripped than 'big'.
I guess that would make him a metamorphic Rock.
My collection of metamorphic rocks just shrunk in front of my very eyes...
...I must be losing my marbles.
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