Metallica Jokes

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Best Short Metallica Jokes

Short metallica puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The metallica humour may include short playlist jokes also.

1. How did Metallica get people to stop pirating their music? They stopped releasing anything worth listening to.
2. Why is Metallica the safest band to listen to in an airport? Because they haven't set off a metal detector since 1989.
3. Some people just moved into the flat next to mine. Apparently, they listen to Metallica! Whether they like it or not
4. If Lars Ulrich of Metallica provided religious support to kermit and his friends He'd be a pastor of muppets
5. What do Spider-Man and Metallica have in common? Both have had an experience of entering Sandman
6. Did you know Metallica has a new album about the leader of Kermit's church? It's called Pastor of Muppets
7. My new neighbours listen to Metallica really loud all hours of the night! I mean, they may not want to, but they do.
8. Why can't you hear the bass on Metallica's And Justice For All album? Because they threw the bass player under the bus.
9. I'm surprised Metallica hasn't been on Sesame Street, After all they are the Master of Puppets.
10. I don't like Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax or Slayer Their music is thrash

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about metallica can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of metallica puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Metallica One Liners

Which metallica one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with metallica? I can suggest the ones about sang and kurt cobain.

1. Metallica and Nonmetallica should come together... To form a ionic band
2. I don't always listen to Metallica But when I do, nothing else matters.
3. What do you call a Metallica song after being transcribed? Sheet metal.
4. What is a black hole's favorite Metallica song? Nothing Else Matters.
5. Why do wind turbines like Metallica? Because they're huge metal fans!
6. I hear Metallica have an upcoming show in Amsterdam "We're off to Nether-netherlands"
7. Why does Metallica only care about one of their songs? Nothing Else Matters
8. My family asked me to stop devoting my life to Metallica I told them nothing else matters
9. What Metallica song does Captain America hate? Trapped Under Ice.
10. I just heard that Metallica is going to start making Whiskey I hope it doesn't... sellout
11. My girlfriend doesn't know any Metallica songs She couldn't name One
12. What is the perfect name for a midget Metallica cover band? Meshortica.
13. If metallica started doing acoustic songs ONLY.... They would be called Plasticlica
14. Do you remember that time Metallica picked a fight with Napster and both died?
15. I don't like Metallica Their music is Thrash

Kurt Cobain Jokes

Here is a list of funny kurt cobain jokes and even better kurt cobain puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why was kurt cobain depressed at 13? Midlife Crisis.
• Did you know Kurt Cobain had really bad dandruff? They found his Head & Shoulders behind the sofa.
• I love open-minded people. Like JFK and Kurt Cobain.
• What has more brains than Kurt Cobain? The wall behind him.
• How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts? With a mop.
• In Buddhism, people first die, then they attain Nirvana. ..Kurt Cobain did it the other way round.
• What do Kurt Cobain and Michelangelo have in common? They both used their brains to paint a ceiling
• What's the difference between Kurt Cobain and Harriet Tubman? Harriet Tubman was a heroine to slaves.
• What was Kurt Cobain's favorite seat? Shotgun
• What did Kurt Cobain and Michelangelo have in common? They were both artists who painted a ceiling.

Fun-Filled Metallica Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about metallica you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean duo jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make metallica prank.

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