The Best 22 Metallica Jokes

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How did Metallica get people to stop pirating their music?

They stopped releasing anything worth listening to.

Some people just moved into the flat next to mine. Apparently, they listen to Metallica!

Whether they like it or not

I played bass on the original Scooby Doo theme song way back in 1969 and then went on to play with Metallica. AMA!

Fine, I didn't actually play the bass on the Scooby Doo theme song, or in any band for that matter, but I'd have gotten away with it if it weren't for you metaling kids!

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Metallica and Nonmetallica should come together...

To form a ionic band

If Lars Ulrich of Metallica provided religious support to Kermit and his friends

He'd be a pastor of muppets


I don't always listen to Metallica

But when I do, nothing else matters.

What do you call a Metallica song after being transcribed?

Sheet metal.

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What do Spider-Man and Metallica have in common?

Both have had an experience of entering Sandman

My new neighbours listen to Metallica really loud all hours of the night!

I mean, they may not want to, but they do.

I played bass on the original Scooby Doo theme song in 1969, then joined Metallica. AMA!

Fine, I didn't actually play the bass on the Scooby Doo theme song, or in any band, but I'd have gotten away with it if it weren't for you metaling kids!

I hear Metallica have an upcoming show in Amsterdam

"We're off to Nether-netherlands"

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Why do wind turbines like Metallica?

Because they're huge metal fans!

Why does Metallica only care about one of their songs?

Nothing Else Matters

My family asked me to stop devoting my life to Metallica

I told them nothing else matters

What do you call a Mexican with three dicks?

Metallica

I'm surprised Metallica hasn't been on Sesame Street,

After all they are the Master of Puppets.

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I just heard that Metallica is going to start making Whiskey

I hope it doesn't... sellout

My girlfriend doesn't know any Metallica songs

She couldn't name One

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.


What is the perfect name for a midget Metallica cover band?

Meshortica.

If metallica started doing acoustic songs ONLY....

They would be called Plasticlica

Do you remember that time Metallica picked a fight with Napster and both died?

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