Metallica Jokes

Funniest Metallica Short Jokes

Short metallica jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The metallica humour may include short playlist jokes also.

1. How did Metallica get people to stop pirating their music? They stopped releasing anything worth listening to.
2. Why is Metallica the safest band to listen to in an airport? Because they haven't set off a metal detector since 1989.
3. Some people just moved into the flat next to mine. Apparently, they listen to Metallica! Whether they like it or not
4. What do Spider-Man and Metallica have in common? Both have had an experience of entering Sandman
5. Did you know Metallica has a new album about the leader of Kermit's church? It's called Pastor of Muppets
6. My new neighbours listen to Metallica really loud all hours of the night! I mean, they may not want to, but they do.
7. Why can't you hear the bass on Metallica's And Justice For All album? Because they threw the bass player under the bus.
8. I'm surprised Metallica hasn't been on Sesame Street, After all they are the Master of Puppets.
9. How did Metallica get their band name? They Bonded over lunch.
10. In my opinion, One by Metallica... Is a 10/10.

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Metallica One Liners

Which metallica one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with metallica? I can suggest the ones about kurt cobain and duo.

1. Metallica and Nonmetallica should come together... To form a ionic band
2. I don't always listen to Metallica But when I do, nothing else matters.
3. What do you call a Metallica song after being transcribed? Sheet metal.
4. What is a black hole's favorite Metallica song? Nothing Else Matters.
5. I hear Metallica have an upcoming show in Amsterdam "We're off to Nether-netherlands"
6. Why does Metallica only care about one of their songs? Nothing Else Matters
7. My family asked me to stop devoting my life to Metallica I told them nothing else matters
8. What Metallica song does Captain America hate? Trapped Under Ice.
9. I just heard that Metallica is going to start making Whiskey I hope it doesn't... sellout
10. My girlfriend doesn't know any Metallica songs She couldn't name One
11. What is the perfect name for a midget Metallica cover band? Meshortica.
12. If metallica started doing acoustic songs ONLY.... They would be called Plasticlica
13. Do you remember that time Metallica picked a fight with Napster and both died?
14. I don't like Metallica Their music is Thrash
15. What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common? No solo.

Kurt Cobain Jokes

Here is a list of funny kurt cobain jokes and even better kurt cobain puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why was kurt cobain depressed at 13? Midlife Crisis.
• Did you know Kurt Cobain had really bad dandruff? They found his Head & Shoulders behind the sofa.
• I love open-minded people. Like JFK and Kurt Cobain.
• What has more brains than Kurt Cobain? The wall behind him.
• How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts? With a mop.
• In Buddhism, people first die, then they attain Nirvana. ..Kurt Cobain did it the other way round.
• What do Kurt Cobain and Michelangelo have in common? They both used their brains to paint a ceiling
• What's the difference between Kurt Cobain and Harriet Tubman? Harriet Tubman was a heroine to slaves.
• What was Kurt Cobain's favorite seat? Shotgun
• Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain really did have so much in common. Because both were successful punk rockers, who are most well known for killing Kurt Cobain.

Fun-Filled Metallica Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about metallica you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean acoustic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make metallica pranks.