Metallic Jokes
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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron,
which is ironic.
All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together.
At first it's boring, then it's riveting.
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I was so exhausted when I went to bed that I slept right through my son and his friends having a r**... w**... and heavy metal party in the yard all thru the night. As the sun came up, the party was still in full swing and my phone had blown up with messages complaining about the noise and the smell.
So I wake up in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream from the top of my lungs 'WHAT'S GOIN' ON?'
Why is Metallica the safest band to listen to in an airport?
Because they haven't set off a metal detector since 1989.
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I'm s**... attracted to metal boxes with locking systems.
But don't worry. It's safe s**....
What do you call a heavy metal band With financial problems?
Megadebt
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They're huge metal fans
An Amish man and his son are at a mall.
They're taken aback as they look around. The son points to an elevator and asks his father, "What is that?" The man says, "I don't know, son, but let's watch." An old, fat woman gets on and the metal doors slide shut. A few moments later the doors slide open and a gorgeous young blonde gets off. The man turns to his son and says, "Go get your mother."
Two wind turbines are talking to each other...
One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?"
The other turbine replies, "Well...I'm a big metal fan."
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