The Best 12 Metallic Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Metallic Jokes and Puns

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron,

which is ironic.

How did Metallica get people to stop pirating their music?

They stopped releasing anything worth listening to.

Metallica and Nonmetallica should come together...

To form a ionic band

Metallic joke, Metallica and Nonmetallica should come together...

The adjective for metal is metallic .

The adjective for metal is metallic .

But that's not the case for iron , which is ironic.

Pedro gets a New Secretary.

Pedro gets a New Secretary.
He faces a volley of rapid fire questions from his wife, who is always a bit suspicious of her husband's roving eye.

Dora (Pedro's wife): Does your new secretary have nice legs?"

Pedro: Didn't quite notice."

Dora: "What color are her eyes?"

Pedro: Haven't had the time to check."

Dora: "What are the nail polish colors she uses, metallic, gel or neon ?"

Pedro: Not a clue in the world."

Dora: "Does she wear matte, glossy or frosted lipstick?

Pedro: I barely spoke to her, so don't know.

Dora: "How does she dress?"

Pedro: "Very quickly


I tossed and turned as I heard metallic sounds coming from the next bedroom.

It was a restless knight.

What is metallic and if enters through your eye can kill you?

A train

Metallic joke, What is metallic and if enters through your eye can kill you?

Why does Metallica only care about one of their songs?

Nothing Else Matters

"I think your car just got keyed by some guy..." I told a man in the street.

"Can't you give me a better description?" he said.

"OK," I replied, "some gentleman swiped his tender hand across the metallic section of your motor vehicle, sir."

Did you hear about that kid that was hit with a metallic water container?

It lead to serious bottle-ly harm.

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

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If metallica started doing acoustic songs ONLY....

They would be called Plasticlica

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