Metallic Bond Jokes
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Metallic Bond Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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What do you call when a metal shares the negative energy to his non-metal bestfriend?
an ionic bonding moment
So me and a friend were talking...
... And somehow we got on the subject of weak metals.
He says "Gold, thats quite weak."
So I say "That must be why James Bond got glasses."
He looks confusedly at me.
"GoldenEye."
"You won't be able to stop me this time, Captain Food Saver,"
shouted The Moldy Bread at his arch nemesis, who was very tightly bound.
"Ah ha! But there's where you're wrong, Moldy! I brought along an old weapon that you've forgotten about..."
The Moldy Bread ignored the Captain, stating, "It's too late! I've already started up my Mold Machine! My lifelong purpose will finally be fulfilled when all of the world's bread is moldy! Muahahahaha!"
The great sci-fi-looking cannon started whirring and humming. At the last possible moment before the machine fired, Captain Food Saver burst through his bonds and threw a small and very thin sheet of metal in front of the cannon. The blast reflected off the surface of the metal, and back into the cannon, making it collapse in on itself into a rotten and damp pile.
Devastated, The Moldy Bread shouted, "Curse you Captain Food Saver! My plan was foiled again!"
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