metalhead Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious metalhead puns

What do you call a metalhead with a cold?

Flemmy

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What do you call a transgender metalhead?

Djenterbent

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What do you call a skydiving metalhead?

Ozzy Airborne

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A metalhead walked into a bar...

*clang*

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How does a metalhead eat his cheese?

Shredded

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Why metalheads don't wash their hair?

They are afraid that it will rust.

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What do you bury a Jewish metalhead in?

A Moshe pit!

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What to you call a classy metalhead?

A Djentleman

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Metalhead love

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

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What do you bury a Jewsish metalhead in?

A Moshe pit.

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How do you tell if someone is a metalhead, pot-smoker or pro-gay?

They never shut up about it! :D

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What are the most funny Metalhead jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Metalhead? Well, here are the best Metalhead dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Metalhead pick up lines to share with friends.

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