The Best 7 Metalhead Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Metalhead jokes. There are some metalhead ozzy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these metalhead headbanger puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Metalhead Jokes and Puns

What do you call a skydiving metalhead?

Ozzy Airborne

What do you call a transgender metalhead?

Djenterbent

What do you call a metalhead with a cold?

Flemmy

Why metalheads don't wash their hair?

They are afraid that it will rust.

A metalhead walked into a bar...

*clang*


What do you bury a Jewish metalhead in?

A Moshe pit!

How does a metalhead eat his cheese?

Shredded

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the metalhead lint jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working metalhead tromboner piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes