Metal Gear Jokes
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What do snakes use to build clocks?
Metal Gears
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Just had a Metal Gear Solid s**....
What is a homosexual's favorite Metal Gear Solid game?
Snake Eater.
You know Metal Gear Solid?
It's no wonder The Patriots were never identified...
They were really good at La-Li-Laying-Low.
What is Metal Gear's Snake's secret?
There's a Solid, Liquid, and Solidus Snake. It seems they all passed gas.
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Why would Konami Sue Hideo Kojima over getting an e**...?
You would have to consider Kojima Metal Gear Solid .
They call me Metal Gear
Because my snake is solid
What was the status of the Metal Gear franchise once Kojima left?
Death... Stranded.
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