Metal Detector Jokes
13 metal detector jokes and hilarious metal detector puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about metal detector that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Metal Detector Short Jokes
Short metal detector jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The metal detector humour may include short heavy metal jokes also.
- Why is Metallica the safest band to listen to in an airport? Because they haven't set off a metal detector since 1989.
- I took my metal detector to the beach today expecting to find antiques of great value. Beach better have my money
- When people use metal detectors, they're treasure hunters… but when _I_ do it, I'm a thief and I need to leave the war memorial.
Double standards, man. I swear - The first time out with my metal detector I found a beautiful wedding ring!! But the bride was still wearing it, so the police came and now they won't give it back.
- I was detained at airport security, because the metal detector caught my braces... I guess you could say I was armed to the teeth.
- Did you hear about the Irish guy with a metal detector? He dug 25 meters down where he discovered he was wearing steel toe cap boots
- When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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Metal Detector One Liners
Which metal detector one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with metal detector? I can suggest the ones about metal and metal music.
- Why is my metal detector going off? Someone's taking a shower and I am in Flint
Metal Detector Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about metal detector you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean death metal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make metal detector pranks.
I hate going through airport security...
For some reason I'm always stopped at the metal detector, even if i'm carrying NOTHING! So as you can imagine, on my latest trip, when I successfully got past the metal detector I was so pleased that I whispered "YES" to myself. As you can imagine, that didn't go down too well.
Why Won't Michigan Governor Rick Snyder Take Any Flint Tap Water With Him Overseas In Order To Stick To His Promise That He'd Drink It For A Full Month...?
Because he can't get it through the airport metal detectors.
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Somali Pirates Can't Find Hidden Treasure Buried in 2007
A bunch of Somali pirates lost their hidden treasure. They last saw their hidden treasure in 2007. They tried everything, bloodhounds, radar, metal detectors, sonar. But they couldn't find their treasure.
One day, one of the pirates had a suggestion.
"Captain, we should break R Kelly out of prison".
The Captain said "This is the dumbest idea I've ever heard, but go ahead. why?"
"Captain, if anybody can find 15 year old b**..., it's this guy!".
A zombie is checking for an overseas flight...
At the security check the TSA is scanning his luggage, running him through metal detectors, etc. Finally, an attendant stops him at the gate.
"Sir, you're absolutely crawling with bugs. You're going to have to store those un your suitcase or ship them separately."
"Oh, no, it's okay." He says. "These are my carrion beetles."