Metal Band Jokes
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Short metal band jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The metal band humour may include short punk band jokes also.
- Why is Metallica the safest band to listen to in an airport? Because they haven't set off a metal detector since 1989.
- I like metal bands with female lead singers... Something about women screaming makes me rock hard.
- I'm going to start a metal band that writes songs about how important it is to connect with people in your professional network... ...and call it LinkedIn Park.
I'll show myself out now. - So I started a new band. We scream aggressively about how broke we are to heavy guitar riffs.
We're called Debt Metal. - So an IT guy is really bad at his job and decides to quit and start a Nu Metal band. It was named: System Always Down
- We're doing kids jokes? From my 10 year old this morning What's a bird's favourite band?
Metalli-CAH! (screech) - I just listened to a heavy metal band singing about norse gods Now that's what I call Ragna-rock!
- My hearing impaired son has finally come up with a name for his own thrash metal band. Megadeaf.
- If Pingu started a metal band... It would be called Slipnoot
- What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper? Rage Upon the Latrine
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- What do you call a heavy metal band With financial problems? Megadebt
- What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band? Sleigher
- Ever heard of that Hebrew metal band? Guns N' Moses
- What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments? A metal band
- The special ed students made a metal band. It's called Syndrome of a Down.
- OJ Simpson has a new death metal band called: Black Stabbeth
- What was the Vegan Metal Bands name? Plantera
- What do you call a baby metal band? Ultrasound
- What is a 100-year-old's favorite metal band? Age Against the Machine.
- What is Santa's favourite metal band? Sleigh-er
- What's the one note a black metal band will never play? Gsus.
- A metal band comprised of Chernobyl survivors 6 Finger Death Punch
- What do you call a drummer in a heavy metal band who doesn't have a girlfriend? Homeless
- A new heavy metal Christian Rock band has started up. They're called Nuns 'n' Moses
- NPR recently started a heavy metal band. 'All Things Dismembered'
Playful Metal Band Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about metal band you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean boy band jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make metal band pranks.
What's a farmers favourite metal band?
KoRn
Du Hast
German heavy metal band Rammstein travels to Poland for the next stop on their international tour. As the airport official goes through their passports and checks them in, she asks, "Occupation?"
The singer replies, "No, no. Were just here to perform a show. We'll be gone by tomorrow morning."
What do you call an all-dog heavy metal band?
Muttallica.
Im making a heavy metal band...
Im thinking of naming it Lead-arsenic-mercury.
I'm going to make a heavy metal band
... and call it Lead Zeppelin.
-"What should we call our band?"
-Ponies!
-Dude, we're a heavy metal band.
-Satanic ponies!
There's a metal band that plays while on soapy water.
Slipknot
What's this I hear about a new Muslim band??
Is this something kind of explosive death metal!
There's a German metal band that write songs about computer memory
RAMmstein
I like to think of terrible pickup lines. Here's my most recent one.
"Hey girl, are you a mainstream, late 90's, early 2000's heavy metal band with a lisp?
Becauthe I'm 'Down with the Thickneth."
Looks her up and down.
What's the name of a metal band longing for the good old days?
Sentimetallica
I started a heavy metal tribute band with guys from my Macroeconomics class
We are Guns & Butter
What do you call an autistic metal band?
Headbangers.
How does a metal band play soft music?
Djently.
What do you call a metal band that sings about s**... transmitted diseases?
ST/DC
What is the name for a metal band of rapists?
Cosby, Pills, and Thrash
I had a dream last night...
In my dream I was watching a band play. Buddha was playing guitar, Jesus was playing bass, Mohammed was singing, and Zeus was playing the drums. After the show, Zeus came down and gave me a large metal disc. I think it was a cymbal from god.
Why was a member kicked from the metal band?
He would always steel everyone's equipment
You ever hear about the headbanging metal band made up of Apple engineers?
They call themselves "Undo Typing"
Have you heard about the Tibetan monk Heavy-metal band?
They're called In Flames.
Did you hear about the heavy metal band that also makes Christmas music?
They're called sleigh-er
Was auditioning a gutiar player for my thrash metal band the other day and he gave me his phone number.
His number was (000)-000-0000.
I played bass on the original s**... Doo theme song in 1969, then joined Metallica. AMA!
Fine, I didn't actually play the bass on the s**... Doo theme song, or in any band, but I'd have gotten away with it if it weren't for you metaling kids!
Which band does metal covers of pop music inside cinemas?
Pop Korn
What do you call a cyborg who's also the lead singer of a Nu Metal band?
A White Noise Machine
I played bass on the original s**... Doo theme song way back in 1969 and then went on to play with Metallica. AMA!
Fine, I didn't actually play the bass on the s**... Doo theme song, or in any band for that matter, but I'd have gotten away with it if it weren't for you metaling kids!