Meta Jokes
91 meta jokes and hilarious meta puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about meta that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Meta Short Jokes
Short meta jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The meta humour may include short metro jokes also.
- Now that Facebook changed their name to Meta, FAANG is not longer a valid abbreviation of the biggest 5 tech companies. I'd like to suggest MANGA
- A guy I wrote into a joke asked me to tell him if I was ever introduced to his girlfriend. I said sorry, I never meta.
- Facebook has changed its company name to Meta Presumably because they've never Meta hate group they wanted to silence.
- Satan went to the doctor because he felt he wasn't evil enough for the current times…. After his check up the doctor prescribed to him some meta-sin.
- I never expected Facebook to own the whole "cancer on society" thing. But they're really Meta-stasizing!
- Almost every joke subreddit will ban you for making fun of Mark Zuckerberg's company. I just checked, they have rules against Meta posts.
- [meta*] surprising new science shows that the way humans understand jokes can be acurately modelled by fluid dynamics let that sink in.
- Been awhile since I've seen some United Airline jokes on this sub Guess they were dragged out of the meta
- What do you get when you cross 18,684 people online and a meta joke 18,649 people correcting you and 10 upvotes
- Why did the teacher use the evolution of Thor in viking mythology to teach both literature and Northern European history in her class? She wanted to demonstrate using a Meta-Thor.
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Meta One Liners
Which meta one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with meta? I can suggest the ones about meteor and mega.
- Anyone have any good math jokes? [META] Right now I'm busy calculating sum.
- Meta Knight walks into a restaurant... There is no counter.
- (Meta) To all the people with disgusting "jokes" Guess what......... Chicken Butts!
- What do you call a four about four? A meta-four.
- Is it okay to post jokes about jokes here? Because it meta be
- Hey There kirby Have you ever meta knight?
- Meta Person: Reading minds.
Interviewer: So, what's your biggest stren–WHAT? - What's Dave's favorite music genre? Meta.
- atm4me4tea I apologize for the mixed meta 4's.
- Who sells pies from inside of another pie? Simple Simon, Meta-Pieman
- Meta jokes aren't well recommended by others So they use themselves as a reference
- What do you call doctor for a doctor? A meta-cal doctor.
- Have you ever meta rhyming pun... ...that you liked better than this one?
- Why did the iPhone cross the road? Maps meta
- Anyone want to take a few stabs at Caesar puns? Sorry... Meta-humor is Greek to me.
Facebook Meta Jokes
Here is a list of funny facebook meta jokes and even better facebook meta puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The Facebook company has changed its name to Meta This reminds me of the time I was at a function with Mark Zuckerberg.
I Meta morally corrupt, reptile looking a**....
Witty Meta Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about meta you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mart jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make meta pranks.
How did Metallica get people to stop pirating their music?
They stopped releasing anything worth listening to.
My Gramps just passed away. This was his favorite joke to tell.
*Sorry for the meta of this, I'm still reeling a little. I post two or three (or ten--sorry for breaking rules) jokes on this sub every day. A lot of them are simply awful, but they're all original, and my Gramps was a huge inspiration for me becoming a comedy "writer." But this is an old joke, and he loved to tell it every time I saw him. He knew quite a few others too, but this was always my favorite.*
A man is out on a golf course, when he hears someone shout "FORE!"
He looks this way and that but doesn't see the ball, until *WHACK!* He shouts and curses and moans, holding both hands over his c**....
"Oh, you poor thing!" a woman cries, running over to assist him. She gets on her knees and starts to rub his groin with her hands. "Is that better?"
He shakes his head, so she pulls his pants down and starts rubbing it in earnest. After a few minutes, she smiles and says, "That seemed to help a lot!"
"Oh, it was wonderful!" he says. "But the ball hit my thumb!"
*
My collection of meta knock knock jokes (on mobile so bad formatting)
Knock knock|who's there|hallucinations| hallucinations who? | (Walk away)
|||knock knock|who's there|sudden anxiety attack|sudden anxiety attack who?|Sorry am I talking too much?
||| Knock knock|Who's there|Your inability to focus|your inability to focus who|(mouth the words your inability to focus making me quiet but don't actually say it)
What Metallica song does Captain America hate?
Trapped Under Ice.
Metapod really loves eating Margarine on his pokefood.
Since its butterfree.
Why metalheads don't wash their hair?
They are afraid that it will rust.
(meta) About the direction this sub is going
Every top post I see from this sub now is a basic one liner, and half of them aren't even that good. While I appreciate a good simple joke as much as the next person, there needs to be a good mixture that include actual story jokes with a true set up and punchline.
How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.
Multi-level Meta Joke
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a multi-level meta joke." So the guy says "A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says "A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a good joke." So the guy says "What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park, man." So the bartender gives him a free beer." So the bartender gives him a free beer." So the bartender gives him a free beer.
*META* Are there any offensive jokes you can modify to be non offensive, yet still retain their humor?
I really like the joke with the punch line:
"I've only been white for 10 minutes and I already hate n******"
but that is something I could never tell in public
I took my metal detector to the beach today expecting to find antiques of great value.
Beach better have my money
What is Metal Gear's Snake's secret?
There's a Solid, Liquid, and Solidus Snake. It seems they all passed gas.
How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Darkness foreverrrr!
What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?
Slip not.
Oh so you like metal? Name three blacksmiths
Will, Jaden and Willow
Don't use metaphors when talking to kleptomaniacs.
They take things literally.
A metalhead walked into a bar...
*clang*
What did the metal say to the hydraulic press?
"I'm impressed"
What is metallic and if enters through your eye can kill you?
A train
My "Metapod" has been having some problems
When I used Harden . . . It failed. So I tried to find something to help it. After asking my doctor, he said the best option would be to use a PP Up.
How do metal guitarists handle their expensive instruments?
Very Djently.
I think metals are my favorite type of element
The other ones just seem so lackluster.
Why are metal alloys so strong?
They have a nice diet of anions and lattices.
Amy Schumer and a dyslexic vegan are eating a cannibal...
The vegan turns to Amy and says "this is more meta than I can digest"
How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?
wel-dern
Metal fans don't rest in peace,
they RUST in peace.
So A Man Walks Into a Bar...
So a man walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says, "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a meta joke."
So the man says, "So a man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, 'I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a meta joke.' So the man says, 'So a man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. So the bartender gives him a drink.' So the bartender gives him a drink"
So the bartender gives him a drink.
So a woman walks into a bar and says "I'M WALKING INTO A BAR!"
The barman says: "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a meta joke."
The woman says nothing, but he pours her a free drink anyway.
Why?
Only because he meta before.
How many Metalhaeds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
100.
1 to screw it in, and 99 to tell you that light bulbs were better in the 80s.
What metal does a Japanese robot consist mostly of?
*Manga*nese
I like metal bands with female lead singers...
Something about women screaming makes me rock hard.
Why didn't the other metals want to hang out with the hard steel?
Because of his hot temper
What metal do thieves like the most?
Steel.
What's the most metal fast food joint?
Dimmu Burgir King
Why do metals never get invited to parties?
They don't follow the periodic trends very well.
As a child, I always thought of my mom as a superhero
Since my dad was away on Meta leave.
How does a metal band play soft music?
Djently.
My Daughter told me this adorkable meta joke today (she's 5).
Her: Daddy, knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Her: Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out, Who's left?
Me: (sigh) Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out, who's left, who?
Her: Repeat.
Metallica and Nonmetallica should come together...
To form a ionic band
A metal band comprised of Chernobyl survivors
6 Finger Death Punch
You know Metal Gear Solid?
It's no wonder The Patriots were never identified...
They were really good at La-Li-Laying-Low.
I used to know everything there was to know about metal oxidation...
... but now I'm a bit rusty
Why does Metallica only care about one of their songs?
Nothing Else Matters
What's metaphor?
Describing data
What does a metal frog say?
Rivot rivot
Metaphors aren't like similes.
Metaphors are similes.
A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke."
Guy says "Ok, so, a man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says 'I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke.' Guy says 'Ok, so, a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink. So the bartender gives him a drink.' So the bartender gives him a drink." So the bartender gives him a drink.
So....
So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says,"Only if you can tell me a meta joke."
So the guy says,"So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says,"Only if you can tell me a meta joke."
So the guy says,"So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says,"Only if you can tell me a meta joke."
Then he gave the guy a drink.
Then he gave the guy a drink.
Then he gave the guy a drink.
One from my metal tech teacher years ago - That weld is going to fold....
Like Superman on Laundry Day!
Which metal can only be taken by force?
Cesium
Metamucil changes its name to Facebookmucil
ceo admits the move was difficult, since both firms deliver c**....
Metaphors
People say I mangle metaphors, but you can't make an omelet without beating a few dead horses.
I went metal detecting in Germany hoping to find an old coin.
I missed the mark though.
Did you know Metallica has a new album about the leader of Kermit's church?
It's called Pastor of Muppets
Just had a Metal Gear Solid s**....
Why is Metallica the safest band to listen to in an airport?
Because they haven't set off a metal detector since 1989.
Can we please stop with the meta because she's dead punchlines? I've been trying to read actual funny jokes from this sub to my mom to cheer her up but she hasn't laughed at a single one of them.
Because she's dead.
