Messy Hair Jokes
7 messy hair jokes and hilarious messy hair puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about messy hair that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Messy Hair Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good messy hair joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Cristiano Ronaldo Went to the barbershop for a new haircut.
He went home to his girlfriend and asked, "Well what do you think?". She took a couple of minutes looking his new hair cut over and replied "Well... at least it's not Messi".
Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?
So it won't get too messi.
I have Tindr hair....
It's messy, dry, and I swipe it to the right hoping for good looking results.
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I saw a Trump supporter in Texas the other day. His clothes were filthy, his hair was messy and he stank of alcohol.
He was in a right state.
I don't know many football players except...
The one with the Messi hair
I don't know the names of any soccer players, but
One of them always has their hair pretty Messi
The orchestra's new trumpet player
A local orchestra's trumpet player just died of old age. They start auditions so they can find a new one.
The judges call in the first candidate. He walks in wearing a beautifully tailored dark tuxedo. He pulls out an incredibly expensive trumpet. His trumpet case is lined with red velvet. He brings the gold plated instrument up to his mouth and starts playing.
And wow, he's terrible. The judges cringe as he clumsily stumbles through a few messy runs. Nearly everything he plays is hideously out of tune. They send him away and bring in the next candidate.
This guy looks exactly opposite from the other guy. His hair is messy. He hasn't showered in weeks. His beard has food particles in it. He opens a crumpled brown paper bag and pulls out a rusty trumpet. He shakily puts the instrument to his lips and starts playing.
And man, *he was worse.*
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