Messi And Ronaldo Jokes
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After a freak accident; Zlatan, Messi and Ronaldo enter the kingdom of heaven.
Messi is first to be judged by the lord, God looks upon Messi and says "Messi, you shall sit on my right side" and Messi takes his rightful place.
Ronaldo is next up and God tell him "Ah, Ronaldo, You shall be seated at my left side for eternity"
Then Zlatan walks up and says "Move over, you are in my spot"
Cristiano Ronaldo Went to the barbershop for a new haircut.
He went home to his girlfriend and asked, "Well what do you think?". She took a couple of minutes looking his new hair cut over and replied "Well... at least it's not Messi".
Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?
So it won't get too Messi.
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Messi, Ronaldo and Zlatan died in a car c**... and goes to heaven.
The three walks up to God sitting on his throne. God says:
"Messi, what is the best thing about football?"
Messi bows and answers:
"The best thing about football is that I have been able to spread joy to people, earn money for my living and seeing the world." God felt it was a good answerr>when he said: "Good Messi, come and sit at my left side."
God then looked at Ronaldo and said: "And you Ronaldo, what is the best thing about football?
Ronaldo responds a little timidly:
"Lord, I come from poor backgrounds and have managed to show my fellow human beings that there is a way out of it all and that you do not have to be doomed to a life of misery. Meanwhile, I was able to spread joy to the people. "
God replied: "Good answer Ronaldo, come and sit on my right side.".
God then looked at Zlatan and said: "What do you think then Zlatan?"
Zlatan looks up, clears his t**..., spits on the ground and says:
"You're sitting in my chair."
Why is Cristiano Ronaldo's room always clean?
Because he's not Messi.
Ronaldo and Messi will finally both meet each other during the World Cup...
at an Airport as they return their respective home countries.
Who is the best player in the world?
Like for Ronaldo
Love for Messi
Haha for your ex
Why is Ronaldo tidy?
Because he does not want to be called Messi.
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