The Best 14 Messe Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Messe jokes. There are some messe freud jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these messe mess puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Messe Jokes and Puns

With how messed up 2020 and the world has been lately...

It's great to see Donald Trump so positive.

I messed up during a guitar recital.

I didn't think it was a big deal, bit it turned out to a A Major mistake...

I messed up while sexting with Kim Jong Un.

"Send Nukes"

Messe joke, I messed up while sexting with Kim Jong Un.

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?

Freud rice.


Somebody messed up my small weighing scale.

I was like 0MG!

I messed up my foot pretty bad.

The doctors said it would take a while to heel.

Messe joke, I messed up my foot pretty bad.

I messed up planning my New Year's party

I guess you could say I dropped the ball.

I messed up my pancakes this morning and they turned out super thin...

They were really crepe-y.

I messed up today by sending a picture of my junk to everyone in my contact list.

Cost me a fortune in stamps too.

Don't know what's messed up, that Neandrathal is an anagram of Netherlands

or my spelling ability.

You can explore messe miso reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean messe havoc dad jokes. There are also messe puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I'm not sure how messed up this is.

What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims?

Kids say the darnedest things.

You know you've *really* messed up when:

Even Fox News doesn't want you around

I've messed up, I'm gonna be arrested for crimes against light...

I'm gonna be sent to the state prism!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the messe guitar jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working messe messed up piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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