Merrygoround Jokes
10 merrygoround jokes and hilarious merrygoround puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about merrygoround that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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The Funniest Merrygoround Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What is a good merrygoround joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
The kidnap
A blonde is running a little short of cash, so she goes to the playground and kidnaps Johnny.
She takes him to her home and writes a note:
\- If you want to see Johnny again, leave $10,000 in unmarked bills in a plain paper bag by the merry-go-round at the playground by 8 AM tomorrow. Signed, A Blonde.
She pins the note to Johnny's shirt and sends him home.
In the morning she goes to the playground, and sure enough, there is the plain brown bag containing a large stack of bills, along with a note that reads,
\- How could you do this to a fellow blonde?
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What do you call short people on a merry-go-round?
A midget spinner
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Overheard the neighbors kid
You're on a unicorn. Behind you there is a big bear, on one side a roaring lion, on the other side a charging elephant, and in front of you a dragon. How do you get out of this alive?
Get your drunk a**... off the Merrygoround!!!!
What do you call a person afflicted with cerebral palsy that likes riding on merry-go-rounds?
A Fidget Spinner.
You're in a car headed North.
You see a Red Fire Engine, to your right.
And a Fence to your left.
There's a Horse Infront of you
And a Helicopter behind you.
What do you do?
A) Put your drink down. And carefully get off the Merry-Go-Round...
The inventor of the ferris wheel never met the inventor of the merry-go-round
They moved in different circles.
I was sat on a merry-go-round thinking...
I need to start a revolution
How do you call a bunch of dwarfs on a merry-go-round?
A midget spinner.
What do you call a merry-go-round with a little person on it?
A midget spinner
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How do you defeat Polish cavalry?
Turn off the merry-go-round
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