Merry Go Round Jokes

31 merry go round jokes and hilarious merry go round puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about merry go round that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Merry Go Round Short Jokes

Short merry go round jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The merry go round humour may include short circle of life jokes also.

  1. You're riding a giraffe and a tiger is chasing you.. What do you do? You get off the merry-go-round
  2. My first dad joke as a new father Fiance: "What's the difference between a carousel and a merry go round?"
    Me: "I don't know but they have their ups and downs" begins
  3. What do you call a person afflicted with cerebral palsy that likes riding on merry-go-rounds? A Fidget Spinner.
  4. The inventor of the ferris wheel never met the inventor of the merry-go-round They moved in different circles.
  5. First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them?
    Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.

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Merry Go Round One Liners

Which merry go round one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with merry go round? I can suggest the ones about merry and ferris wheel.

  1. What do you call short people on a merry-go-round? A midget spinner
  2. I was sat on a merry-go-round thinking... I need to start a revolution
  3. How do you call a bunch of dwarfs on a merry-go-round? A midget spinner.
  4. When asian people go on a merry go round... do they become disoriented?
  5. What do you call a merry-go-round with a little person on it? A midget spinner
  6. How do you defeat Polish cavalry? Turn off the merry-go-round
  7. What do you call an epileptic on a merry-go-round? A fidget spinner.
  8. What do you call Michael J. Fox on a merry-go-round? A fidget spinner.
  9. Why can't horses fix merry go rounds? They'd be terrified
  10. How do you stop the Polish army on horseback? Unplug the merry-go-round.
  11. I want to get back on the merry go round… …but I'll need a moment of inertia.

Merry Go Round Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about merry go round you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean christmas carol jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make merry go round pranks.

Q: You're riding on a horse at high speed chasing a zebra. To your right is a sheer dropoff. Two feet to your left is a grizzly bear. Right on the heels of your horse is an angry lion. What do you do?

A: Get your drunk a**... off the merry-go-round!

The kidnap

A blonde is running a little short of cash, so she goes to the playground and kidnaps Johnny.
She takes him to her home and writes a note:
\- If you want to see Johnny again, leave $10,000 in unmarked bills in a plain paper bag by the merry-go-round at the playground by 8 AM tomorrow. Signed, A Blonde.
She pins the note to Johnny's shirt and sends him home.
In the morning she goes to the playground, and sure enough, there is the plain brown bag containing a large stack of bills, along with a note that reads,
\- How could you do this to a fellow blonde?

What do you do when you are riding a horse, and you look to the left and see a running lion, and you look to the right and see a running giraffe?

What do you do when you are riding a horse, and you look to the left and see a running lion, and you look to the right and see a running giraffe?
**Get off the merry-go-round, you're drunk**

You're in a car headed North.

You see a Red Fire Engine, to your right.
And a Fence to your left.
There's a Horse Infront of you
And a Helicopter behind you.
What do you do?
A) Put your drink down. And carefully get off the Merry-Go-Round...

Driver's License Test Question:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are travelling on), and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping horse, which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a galloping zebra. Both the horse and zebra are also travelling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Get off the Merry-Go-Round, you're drunk!