Merkin Jokes
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What do you call a red, white, and blue p**... wig?
A merkin.
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The Chancellor of Germany, Prince Harry's wife, and the actor who played Gollum should set up an emporium of p**... wigs in Sarkel, Russia
...and call it "Merkel, Markle and Serkis' Sarkel Merkin Circus"
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It's unfortunate that "I'M A 'MURRICAN" sounds a lot like "I'M A MERKIN"
And sometimes, vice versa.
Poor merkins.
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