Merit Jokes
5 merit jokes and hilarious merit puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about merit that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Find out why you deserve your own merit badge or medal. Here’s a collection of jokes that will make you want to earn your wings in Heaven. From the team that brought you the best of humor, these merit jokes are sure to brighten your day.
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Fun-Filled Merit Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What is a good merit joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A 100 year old Japanese man is being interviewed for a newspaper piece about extreme old age
and the reporter asks "do you think there's any merit to the stereotype that people from this village live a lot longer than others?"
The old man thinks for a second and says "you know, I'm not sure. Let me go ask my dad". And the reporter, stunned, stammers "y-your dad? Where is he right now??" and the old man says "I think he's out fishing with my grandpa".
After dying h**... arrives at the gates of heaven
God asks him his name and on hearing "h**..." instantly remarks that he should be sent to h**.... h**... pleads to God to atleast consider some merit for him in heaven. To this God rumbles " You persecuted millions of Jews, led a second world war to happen and caused the German people to suffer a lot. On what possible merit would we consider admitting you into heaven ?"
h**... calmly replies "My Lord, I am also responsible for killing that man"
Friendship Merit!!!!
=>Boy: Hi
=>Girl: What?
=>Boy: How are you?
=>Girl: Do I know you?
=>Boy: I'm rich
=>Girl: Hi, I am Nani, I'm 20, nice to meet you!
=>Boy: no no, Rich is my name
=>Girl: sorry I don't talk to boys
My wife is a s**... object.
Every time I ask for s**... she objects.
Merit goes to u/Make_the_music_stop who wrote this one in the comments to another joke and made me laught reallly hard
If I ever commit a m**..., I'm doing it with Indian flatbread.
Naan violent crimes almost never merit life sentences.
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