The Best 6 Merit Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Merit jokes. There are some merit estimate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these merit award puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Merit Jokes and Puns

A 100 year old Japanese man is being interviewed for a newspaper piece about extreme old age

and the reporter asks "do you think there's any merit to the stereotype that people from this village live a lot longer than others?"

The old man thinks for a second and says "you know, I'm not sure. Let me go ask my dad". And the reporter, stunned, stammers "y-your dad? Where is he right now??" and the old man says "I think he's out fishing with my grandpa".

After dying Hitler arrives at the gates of heaven

God asks him his name and on hearing "Hitler" instantly remarks that he should be sent to Hell. Hitler pleads to God to atleast consider some merit for him in heaven. To this God rumbles " You persecuted millions of Jews, led a second world war to happen and caused the German people to suffer a lot. On what possible merit would we consider admitting you into heaven ?"

Hitler calmly replies "My Lord, I am also responsible for killing that man"

Friendship Merit!!!!

=>Boy: Hi

=>Girl: What?

=>Boy: How are you?

=>Girl: Do I know you?

=>Boy: I'm rich

=>Girl: Hi, I am Nani, I'm 20, nice to meet you!

=>Boy: no no, Rich is my name

=>Girl: sorry I don't talk to boys

My wife is a sex object.

Every time I ask for sex she objects.





Merit goes to u/Make_the_music_stop who wrote this one in the comments to another joke and made me laught reallly hard

If I ever commit a murder, I'm doing it with Indian flatbread.

Naan violent crimes almost never merit life sentences.


Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the merit closer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working merit virtues piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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