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Merger Jokes

8 merger jokes and hilarious merger puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about merger that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Read the funniest jokes about merger and acquisitions in the corporate world. From Frontier Spirits’ reportedly comical takeover to the effect of a large-scale merger, these jokes are sure to make you chuckle! Acquire your dose of humor here today!

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Breaking news: Anti-US t**... organizations announce their merger and ceasing of attacks.

They are apparently rebranding as gender reveal party organizers for greater effectiveness.

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Two m**... dispensaries created a merger deal, becoming one.

To be blunt, the stakes were high, but they were hopeful as it was a joint venture.

Did you hear the Time Warner-AT&T merger has been approved ?

They're renaming the company to: * TWATT *

What Do you Call a Marriage Between a Rat and a Fox

The Biggest Merger in Film Industry

The greatest merger of all time

It was announced today that YouTube, Facebook and Twitter will all be merging.
The new name will be YouTwitFace

Did you hear that the unions for Bridgestone, FedEx, and UPS are pushing for a merger?

They wanted to be rebranded as The Local Tired and FedUp.

BREAKING NEWS: Comey caught promoting possible Trump hotel merger

After being fired Comey stated, "You won't be calling it The Watergate for much longer"

Why is the company going to be called T-Mobile instead of Sprint after the merger

Because when they whipped it out, T-Mobile had the bigger stock

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