Merge Jokes

28 merge jokes and hilarious merge puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about merge that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Merge Short Jokes

Short merge jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The merge humour may include short combine jokes also.

  1. Malaysian Airlines and United should merge That way they can beat their passengers and no one will ever find out.
  2. I heard Netflix and Yahoo are merging. They are moving their HQ to Jerusalem. They'll be known as Net 'n' Yahoo.
  3. Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They're going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
  4. Two major banks from Mexico and America are merging next month They're calling the new company CapitalJuan
  5. Progressive and Allstate decided to merge and become one company They're now called "Prostate"
  6. The worlds two largest manufacturers of broth seasoning cubes are merging. It was a multi-bouillon dollar deal.
  7. San Diego Comic Con and Dragoncon are going to pull their resources and merge into one event. But it was called off because no one was happy with the con fusion.
  8. What do you get when 2 leftists get together? 3 political parties: one Communist, one Socialist, and a third founded in an attempt to merge the first two.
  9. In an attempt to create synergy, an airline and a beer company merged. It think it was a smart move for the newly formed Alaska Natural Ice. However, I'm less optimistic about Corona Delta.
  10. "You've got to let people know where you're going!" said my driving instructor as we merged on to the expressway... "OK!" I replied as I updated my Facebook status.

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Merge One Liners

Which merge one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with merge? I can suggest the ones about fusion and blend.

  1. One day Facebook, YouTube and Twitter will merge. It will be called YouTwitFace.
  2. What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop? *A big mac*
  3. What do you get when you merge two scams? confusion.
  4. FedEx and UPS recently merged Now they're FedUp
  5. Cunard shipping and Air Lingus decide to merge. They call the new business... Air Nard
  6. Xerox and Wurlitzer are going to merge... They're going to market reproductive organs.
  7. Stop & Shop has merged with A&P The new name is Stop & P
  8. What do you get when you merge human DNA whale DNA? Kicked out of Sea world, apparently.
  9. What do you get when Disney and Fox merge? 20th Century Mouse.
  10. [OC] Is your mom an oligarchy? 'cause I'm about to merge with her.
  11. If chick fil a and Five Guys ever merged... they could call it Five Guys fil a Chick
  12. Why did America merge with Canada? Because USA-Can.
  13. What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy? Graysonatomy.
  14. FedEx and UPS are merging. Everyone is now Fed-Up

Merge joke, FedEx and UPS are merging.

Unearthly Funniest Merge Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about merge you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean joining jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make merge pranks.

There is going to be a merger between FedEx and UPS..

Yep, they're going to be called "FedUp"

I've heard FedEx and UPS are going to merge.

They're going to be known as FedUp from now on.

Federal Express is to merge with United Parcel Services

The resulting company will be called Federal United Parcels
Or FedUp for short

***Breaking News*** UPS and FedEx set to merge this Friday!

...They're going to call it: FedUp

Did you hear the news that UPS and Fed-ex are going to merge?

They're going to be called Fed-UPS.

There are rumours big Canadian banks Scotia and TD may merge...

giving Canada one giant STD

Merge joke, There are rumours big Canadian banks Scotia and TD may merge...