The Best 17 Merge Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Merge jokes. There are some merge technological jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these merge para puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Merge Jokes and Puns

Malaysian Airlines and United should merge

That way they can beat their passengers and no one will ever find out.

One day Facebook, YouTube and Twitter will merge.

It will be called YouTwitFace.

Progressive and Allstate decided to merge and become one company

They're now called "Prostate"

Merge joke, Progressive and Allstate decided to merge and become one company

San Diego Comic Con and Dragoncon are going to pull their resources and merge into one event.

But it was called off because no one was happy with the con fusion.

There is going to be a merger between FedEx and UPS..

Yep, they're going to be called "FedUp"


What do you get when 2 leftists get together?

3 political parties: one Communist, one Socialist, and a third founded in an attempt to merge the first two.

Federal Express is to merge with United Parcel Services

The resulting company will be called Federal United Parcels

Or FedUp for short

Merge joke, Federal Express is to merge with United Parcel Services

***Breaking News*** UPS and FedEx set to merge this Friday!

...They're going to call it: FedUp

Xerox and Wurlitzer are going to merge...

They're going to market reproductive organs.

Did you hear the news that UPS and Fed-ex are going to merge?

They're going to be called Fed-UPS.

There are rumours big Canadian banks Scotia and TD may merge...

giving Canada one giant STD

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What do you get when you merge human DNA whale DNA?

Kicked out of Sea world, apparently.

Why didn't Stop and Shop merge with A&P

Because they would've had to call it Stop&P

It didn't go well with the stockholders

What do you get when Disney and Fox merge?

20th Century Mouse.

[OC] Is your mom an oligarchy?

'cause I'm about to merge with her.

A biologist tried telling me how they merge the DNA of exotic birds....

but it was tooconfusing

Merge joke, A biologist tried telling me how they merge the DNA of exotic birds....

A classic Woody Allen stand-up line: the political magazines Commentry and Dissent have decided to merge

They're gonna call the new magazine "Dissentary" ....

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the merge combine jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working merge https piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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