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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams and Bruno mars all walked into the same bar.
They didn't planet.
The Planets
71% water + 29% land = Earth
100% land + 0% Chocolate = Mars
100% land + 0% Fertility = Venus
100% land and lava + 0% Freddy = Mercury
100% land + 0% Dog = Pluto
100% gas = Uranus
Why is Venus Toxic?
Because Mercury kisses the sun, Earth is courting Mars, and the other 4 already have a ring on it!
Freddie Mercury actually had a son, but was more distant to him as time went on.
His son started calling him Freddie Venus.
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