Mercury Poisoning Jokes
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A Freddie Mercury Joke
If you had s**... with Freddie Mercury and got AIDS, would that be considered Mercury poisoning?
You hear about the guy who died while listening to Queen for 24 hours?
He died from Mercury poisoning.
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Little known fact: after their supposed death, Pierre and Marie Curie went on to become successful underwater assassins using a certain heavy metal.
Hundreds of people died of mer-Curie poisoning.
Eating sushi is a win win
You get a nice, tasty snack AND there's a chance you'll die of mercury poisoning.
What did the man with mercury poisoning say?
It's 83 degrees Fahrenheit and 28 degrees Celsius.
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If Freddie Mercury transmitted h**... to someone...
...Was it considered Mercury poisoning?
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Whats another term for h**...?
Mercury poisoning.
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