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Merci Jokes

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I once thanked a French guy to death

It was a merci killing

What does a rude Frenchman and a ruthless Englishman have in common?

No Merci.

What did the Frenchman say when God gave him mercy?

Merci

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

What's the most merciful thing you can do for a vegetable?

Unplug it from life sustaining equipment.

Mercilesss Followers

The worst thing abt government spying and following you on social media is that they never LIKE or RETWEET your post.....Y are they so Mercilesss............

When I'm in France I don't say thank you to anyone

No merci

What did Bulma say to Goku after he flew her over to Paris on his magic flying cloud?

Merci Goku.

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