The Best 9 Merci Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Merci jokes. There are some merci surrender jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these merci thanks puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Merci Jokes and Puns

I once thanked a French guy to death

It was a merci killing

What does a rude Frenchman and a ruthless Englishman have in common?

No Merci.

What did the Frenchman say when God gave him mercy?

Merci

What's the most merciful thing you can do for a vegetable?

Unplug it from life sustaining equipment.

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".


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When I'm in France I don't say thank you to anyone

No merci

What did Bulma say to Goku after he flew her over to Paris on his magic flying cloud?

Merci Goku.

What did the French people say to Goku after he saved their lives?

Merci Goku!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the merci comme jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working merci aussi piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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