Mercenary Jokes
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What's the difference between a mercenary and a m**...?
Not much, they both introduce people to God.
A warlord was looking for some supplemental troops.
He thought he found the most merciless and brutal mercenary company but their receptionist answered the phone...
"My name is Ruth, how may I be of assistance today?"
Al Qaeda has announced that they've captured Russian mercenaries in Mali. If they aren't paid $10 Million
... they'll release the mercenaries unharmed.
What do you call violent mermaids?
Mercenaries
A Mexican mob boss dies of laughter when a former Russian mercenary comes in to be recruited. What did he say to him?
They call me Sergei, and I am yours comrade.
What do you call a bubble-tea mercenary?
Boba Fett
When a group of mercenary electric powered robot horsemen attack...
...is it a charge charge charge?
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