Merc Jokes

What are some Merc jokes?

Mercurian day

So - apparently one day on Mercury is an agonisingly long 1408 earth hours long...

In other words - one Earth Monday.

A merchant had been selling salt and pepper for 30 years...

He's a pretty seasoned salesman

Came up with this when I was 8, have mercy.

What do you call a crazy person on the moon?

A lunartic.

What's the most merciful thing you can do for a vegetable?

Unplug it from life sustaining equipment.

Mercury curiously approaches the Sun with a question: "What kind of planet are you?"

I'm not not a planet," the Sun replies.

Amazed and confused Mercury inquires, "Then what are you? An asteroid? A *comet*?"

Already tired of the conversation, the Sun replies curtly, "I'm a motherfuckin' star, boi."

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