Meowing Jokes
6 meowing jokes and hilarious meowing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about meowing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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The Funniest Meowing Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
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quick historical Russian joke from early 90's
Quick context - Soviet Union just collapsed and Moscow streets are full of desperate people trying to some money to survive. A dialogue between street meat vendor (V), and a potential customer (C):
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C: Was this meat barking or meowing?
V: It was asking s**... questions.
A German, an American, and a Russian are arguing who can feed a spoonful of mustard to a cat more easily...
The German just grabs the cat and forces the spoon with mustard into its mouth. The other two protest: "This is violence!"
The American hides the mustard between two slices of sausage. The other two protest: "This is deception!"
The Russian spreads the mustard under the cat's tail. The cat starts furiously l**... it off, meowing loudly. "See - he does it voluntarily and with songs!"
A woman goes to the vet with her pet alligator...
She says "doctor, there is something wrong with my gator. I just caught him acting like a cat and meowing at a squirrel instead of eating it!"
After running a few tests the vet concludes that the alligator has a-reptile dysfunction.
Cats are just as smart/loving as dogs.
Unbeknownst to me my Mom had a s**... and collapsed one morning. Her cat came running up the steps and meowing non-stop. She ran up and down the steps until finally I followed her down to the kitchen. And there, sure enough - her food bowl was empty
How do cats like their steak joke?
Rare
P.S.
Rare sounds like a cat meowing. Get it?
My cat won't stop meowing at me
I told him I don't speak cat-onese.
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