Meow Jokes
80 meow jokes and hilarious meow puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about meow that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Meow Short Jokes
Short meow jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The meow humour may include short kitten jokes also.
- A cat walks into a doctor's office A cat walks into a doctor's office. The doctor asks, "What's wrong?"
The cat says, "Me-ow."
The doctor replies, "I know, but where?" - Pet shop Have you got any kittens going cheap? Asked a customer in a pet shop.
No, sir, replied the owner. All our kittens go Meow. - Have you got any kittens going cheap? - the man asked in the pet shop. No sir. All our kittens go meow, replied the owner.
- Why should every starter house come with a cat? Because you can't spell homeowner without meow
- I got a new cat yesterday and have decided to name it Brexit He always meows loudly to be let out but when I open the door, he refuses to go through it.
- Who is the leader of the Kitty Communist Party? Chairman Meow
- I accidentally took my cat's medicine last night Don't ask meow!
- What did the injured cat say? Me...ow!
- via a 6 year old - What did the cat say on his cell phone? Can you hear meow?
- My friend has tested positive for Covid. She said that she caught it off of her Cat.
Don't ask "Meow."
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Meow One Liners
Which meow one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with meow? I can suggest the ones about cat fur and kitty cat.
- First day as a vet Me: What seems to be the problem
Cat: Meow
Me: Yes, but where? - A cat walks into the vet and says, "Meow." The vet says, "Okay but where?"
- I turned into a cat earlier Don't ask meow
- Accidentally took my cats meds Don't ask meow
- What's it called when a cat meows for food when their bowl is half full? Fake Mews
- I woke up this morning to find that overnight I'd changed into a cat. Don't ask meow...
- I accidentally ate cat food last night. Don't ask meow.
- What will a cat say when it get stuck in a box? LET MEOW!
- What do you call a big pile of cats? A Meow-ntain!
- I told her she is adopted and…. She just walked away and meowed for food
- I accidentally took my cat's medication. Don't ask meow.
- I'm slowly turning into a cat. Don't ask meow?
- what do you call a cat in a blender? Meow Mix
- Colleague from work has just texted saying he's caught Covid from his cat. Don't ask meow
- What did the french cat say when it wanted to go outside? Le meow
Cheerful Fun Meow Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about meow you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cat people jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make meow pranks.
So there's a brunette a redhead and a blonde who are trying to escape from a prison. The guards are onto to them, so they all hide in sacks....
The guards see the sacks moving and sends over a soldier to poke each one of them with his gun.The guard pokes the first one and the brunette says "woof" and the guard goes "Oh it's just a dog" he pokes the second one and the redhead goes "meow" and the guard says "it's just a cat". He then pokes the third and the blonde goes "potatoes".
Technology has ruined our kids
A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
"Davy, what noise does a cow make? "
"It goes moo. "
"Alice, what noise does a cat make? "
"It goes meow. "
"Jamie, what sound does a lamb make? "
"It goes baaa. "
"Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make? "
"Errr.., it goes.. click! "
3 bags.
A Scotsman, Englishman and an Irishman are all being chased by soldiers, they all run into a Barn and hide in big burlap sacks. The soldier walk in and hunt for them, they poke the first bag and the Scotsman says "Meow!" so they pass it off as a bag of kittens. They poke the second pack and the Englishman says "Woof!" so they pass it off as a bag of puppies. They poke the third bag and the Irishman says "Potatoes!"
How do you make a dog meow?
Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw.
Meoooooow.
A Muslim man went to China...
And went to a nearby Chinese restaurant. He orders his food and, being the faithful Muslim man he is, he wants to make sure that his food isn't pork.
He asks the waiter "Is this pork?" but the waiter doesn't know any English.
So instead he points at his food and says "Oink?"
The waiter quickly shakes his head and says "Meow"
Two Frenchmen attempt to escape a POW camp...
The pair break out of their cells and manage to reach the wire fence in the dead of night. As Pierre scales the fence he stumbles, alerting a nearby guard, who calls out "Who's there?!"
"Meow!" Pierre shouts back, and he manages to creep away.
Now Francois climbs the fence and he stumbles and the guard again called, 'Who goes there?'
"Another cat!"
I told my dog to "Lie."
He said "Meow."
Now I don't know what to do.
What did the ill kitty say to the playful puppy?
"Not right meow, I have a headache."
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head just robbed a bank.
They run into a barn to hide from the cops chasing them. Each of them jumps into an empty burlap sack when the cops come in.
The cops see the bags so they inspect them. The cops shakes the red head's bag. "Woof woof !" Says the red head. So the cops move on, thinking that it's just the farmer's dog.
The cops shake the brunette's bag. "Meow!" Says the brunette. So the cops move on.
The cops approach the third sack and shake the bag. The blonde yells "potatoes!"
Meow
What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies?
A purrvert.
After robbing a bank, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead
duck into an alley where they hide in potato sacks. The cops first go to the sack with the brunette in it and kick it. The brunette says, "Meow." They go to the sack with the redhead and kick it. She says, "Woof, woof." Last, they kick the sack with the blonde, and she says, "Po-ta-to."
Autocorrect:
Can't live with it, can't live meow it.
What did the cat say when it got hurt?
me-OW!
What do cats do when they join a monastery?
They take a "meow" of silence.
Who is the most communist cat in the world?
Meow Zedong
What did the cat say when he lost cell phone reception?
Can you hear me meow?
I'll ^see ^^myself ^^^out
Three burglars are running from the police
They go into a dark alley and hide in three sacks. The police look around and one of them kicks the first sack and the burglar goes "meow", "just cats" he thinks. He then kicks the second one and the the second burglar goes " meow" so the police pass it off as more cats. He then kicks the last sack and the burglar says "potatoes".
An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman..
..are in the trenches surrounded by the enemy with no way of escaping The Englishman sees three sacks and says right boys follow my lead.
They each get in a sack and as the enemy approaches they poke the bag with their bayonetted.
"Meow meow" says the Englishman.
"Ah it's just some kittens, leave them be were not that cruel. "
They poke the Scotsman.
"Woof woof"
"Ah just puppies leave them be"
Then they poke the Irishman
"Potatoes!"
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the cops...
They duck into an abandoned warehouse, each find a an empty sack, and climb into it.
Cops follow and poke the bag with the brunette. The brunette goes woof! The policeman says, Oh, it's just a bag of dogs, and walks on.
They poke the bag with the redhead. The redhead goes meow! The policeman says, Oh, it's just a bag of cats, and walks on.
They poke the bag with the blonde and the blonde goes Potato. Potato.
Three boys are hanging around a farm trying to get a glimpse of the farmer's daughter showering.
The farmer notices them and he grabs his shotgun. They run and hide in the barn, each in one sack. The farmer arrives at the barn, and notices the 3 sacks.
He kicks one. From the sack, a sound comes out: Meow!
"Must be a cat." He moves on.
Kicks the second sack: Woof! Woof!!
"Must be a dog." He moves on.
He kicks the third sack: The sack says: "Potatoes!"
What would a cat say if you stepped on its tail?
Me-Ow!
What did the cat say to the statue?
Cat: "Statue bro?"
Statue: "Nah, it's meow"
Three crazys try to escape a mental hospital
Three crazys try to escape a mental hospital when they suddenly notice a guard
Fearing that he might hear his footsteps, the first crazy says meow
The guard thinks it's a cat and doesn't bat an eye
The second guy does the same and the guard again doesn't bat an eye
When it's third guy's turn he says
"I am also a cat"
A man is riding through the desert on his horse...…..
.….The rider is like "Man! I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!" Then suddenly the horse goes "Meow!" and starts l**... himself.
A black cat and a white cat falls into the water, what did the black cat said to the white cat?
Meow
I'm a bit of a wizard when it comes to talking to animals.
I have a dog called woof. I asked him it's name, and it said woof. I have a cat called meow, because it said meow when I asked her name. And I have a parrot called Whatsyourname.
Why did the lesbian meow?
Because you are what you eat.
What did the feline say when it couldn't believe what was happening?
You've cat to be kitten me right meow.
Bark bark, I'm a dog
Meow meow, I'm a cat
Quack quack, I'm a duck
First first, I'm a YouTube commenter
I tried to translate a joke
General ordered soldier to catch a rabbit and make a soup while he is taking a nap. When he woke up he see a bowl of soup on table. Amused General asked soldier how did you catch rabbit in that short time?
Soldier replied I saw a rabbit running around and shot it immediately, it didn't even have a chance to meow
The Cow goes "Moooo". The Cat goes "Meow". The Pig goes "Oink".
The Dog goes "Ed-war....do"
(ik it's old but can't help it)
So three women escape from a prison, a blonde, a brunette, and a red head.
They hide under a tarp on a work truck. The security guard is checking the tarp at the gate. He pokes his rifle at the brunette and she goes "meow, meow". He pokes his rifle at the red head and she goes "woof, woof". He pokes his rifle at the blonde and she goes "potato, potato".
An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were robbing a pet sore...
An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were robbing a pet store.
Suddenly the cops show up and they all quickly hide in sacks.
The cops kick the first sack with the Englishman in and he goes "meow".
They move on and kick the second sack and the Scotsman goes "woof".
They then kick the third sack with the Irishman in and he says "potatoes".
Apparently a cat has caught Covid
Don't ask meow...
Where does Meowth get his potions?
At the >!apawthecary!<.
I've just had that dreaded call telling me I have to self isolate!
Apparently my roommates cat has Covid 19!
Don't ask Meow
I couldn't remember what the brown rough stuff was on the outside layer of tree trunks...
I asked my cat and she said, "Meow". No help.
I asked my bird and he said, "Tweet". Useless.
I asked my dog and they said "Rhytidome, you buffoon."
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are being chased by a farmer...
and they hide in his barn inside three sacks.
The farmer pokes the sack with the brunette with his pitchfork, and she says "meow"
He moves on to the next sack with the redhead, and she says "woof".
He moves on to the last sack with the blonde, and she says "potatoes".
A perfect robbery
Three men are being chased by the police after robbing a store
They find a barn and run into quick, where they find 3 barrels
They each jump into a barrel
The police come into the barn and tap on each barrel
On the first barrel the officer taps
He hears "woof woof"
The officer says "it's ok, it's just a dog"
On the second barrel, the officer taps tree times
He hears "meow, meow"
The officer says "it's ok, it's just a cat"
On the third barrel, the officer taps again
This time he hears "PO-TAY-TO"
The officer says "it's just an Irish parrot"
Kevin and Jake had fallen on bad days. Finally, they resorted to theft.
They decided to break into a millionaire's house the following night. Inside the house, Jake accidentally dropped a goblet, which shattered. The noise woke someone up. "Who's there?" the voice demanded. Jake had the presence of mind to reply "meow." After grabbing his fill, Jake slipped out into the darkness, but Kevin was not satisfied. He wanted more. As Kevin searches for more loot, he accidentally knocks a chair over. The voice demanded once again, "Who's there?" "This is another cat," replied Kevin.
We all know humans are just cat's slaves, right? Yes. So a human was looking for a new home, to his cats disapproval. When the human said "I am the owner, I call the shots" how did the cat respond?
You can't spell homeowner without meow.
Getting spiritual at the bar
A guy walks into a bar and notices a framed picture of a cat hanging behind the bar. "What happened to the picture of Buddha you used to have hanging back there?" he asks the bartender. The bartender replies, "That was Zen, this is Meow."
I accidentally took my cats meds last night.
Don't ask meow.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
"Me-ow."
