The Best 8 Menus Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Menus jokes. There are some menus waiter jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these menus resturant puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Menus Jokes and Puns

I went to a restaurant and they asked me "Do you mind waiting a bit?"

"Not at all", I replied.

"Good", they said, while handing me some menus. "Take these to Table 11."

So i just ate at this new restaurant called Karma

They don't have menus, they just give you what you deserve.

Have you guys seen Paula Deen's new restaurant menus?

They only serve crackers.

There are 2 types of restaurants...

Good restaurants, and restaurants with kids menus.

A blind man goes into a restaurant

They don't have any braille menus, so he tells the waitress "Just bring me a dirty fork. Whatever I smell on it, I'll order."

So the waitress goes and grabs a fork from the sink, not knowing that another waitress had just used it to scratch her behind. She hands it to the blind man who sniffs it and says, "I didn't know Rachel worked here!"

Why did the waiter delay until after converting English menus to Spanish to announce they weren't the gender everyone thought?

Because they were happy to serve as trans later.


Did you hear that McDonald's is rolling out braille menus at their drive throughs?

It was a little touch and go at first, but now it's just getting out of hand...

Those stickers of families you see on the back of mini-vans are like menus..

For sexual predators.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the menus diner jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working menus waitress piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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