Menu Items Jokes
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So I am opening an Italian style restaurant.
Every item on the menu is going to be medication themed.
I am gonna call it.... Big Parma.
My new joke
We were eating lunch at this place that was serving tequila chicken, but after the meal one of the guys questioned picking that particular menu item.
Him: I'm not sure that was chicken at all.
Me: Maybe it was tequila mockingbird.
Pa dum dum dishhh
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What is Kevin Spaceys favorite chinese menu item?
Sum yung g**...
What is Jared Fogle's favorite item on the prison food menu?
Cheese pizza
United Airlines adds a new food item to their menu
Beet Salad
I bought a Macbook yesterday
It was the most expensive item on the Happy Meal menu
At the French restaurant I recently visited, my meal was filled with contempt (and cheese!) I could practically taste the hatred of the chef.
No wonder the menu item is called "The Crepes of Wrath"
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h**... could have simply avoided the Holocaust...
If he mandated a law for restaurants to include pork/bacon in all menu items.
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