The Best 14 Mentos Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Mentos jokes. There are some mentos gluten jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mentos buyin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Mentos Jokes and Puns

Dad: What's the opposite of ladyfingers?

Kids : no idea



Dad : mentos

"Son, do you know what the opposite of ladyfingers is?"

"No dad," I say rolling my eyes.

"Mentos."

What is the opposite of ladyfingers?

Mentos!

Dear Diet Coke,

I feel like you're overreacting.

Sincerely,
Mentos

Two mentos are in a bar...

...just enjoying a drink of coke, (as they do of course.)


Then a Halls Cough Drop walks in.


One of the mentos hides under the table. Shaking.


The other one asks him "What's up?"


The mentos hiding under the table replies "You don't wanna mess with him... "


"...he's F--K!NG MENTHAL!"

"


Whats a gay guy with a foot fetish's favorite candy?

Mentos

What's the opposite of ladiesfinger ?

Mentos.

What do you call the opposite of a lady's finger?

Mentos

A woman who drank 10 litres of Coca Cola every day has died.

She ate a Mentos and they found her head 3 blocks away

What is Jeffery Dahmer's favorite candy?

Mentos.

North Korea claims to have just tested an H-Bomb

Turns out they just discovered Mentos and Diet Coke

You can explore mentos cola reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean mentos soda dad jokes. There are also mentos puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I used to think there were fig-flavoured mentos

but they were fig mints of my imagination.

Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on breath mints?

He had to be admitted to the Mentos hospital.

Will Smith used to just go by "The Prince" early in his career.

After he popped a Mentos, everything changed.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mentos minty jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mentos commercials piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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