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What's the opposite of lady fingers?

Mentos
(I will see myself out)

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What kind of candy do you offer a woman with a f**...?

Mentos

Dad: What's the opposite of ladyfingers?

Kids : no idea
Dad : mentos

Dear Diet Coke,

I feel like you're overreacting.
Sincerely,
Mentos

Two mentos are in a bar...

...just enjoying a drink of coke, (as they do of course.)
Then a Halls Cough Drop walks in.
One of the mentos hides under the table. Shaking.
The other one asks him "What's up?"
The mentos hiding under the table replies "You don't wanna mess with him... "
"...he's F--K!NG MENTHAL!"
"

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Whats a gay guy with a f**...'s favorite candy?

Mentos

A woman who drank 10 litres of Coca Cola every day has died.

She ate a Mentos and they found her head 3 blocks away

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What is Jeffery d**...'s favorite candy?

Mentos.

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