Mentor Jokes
9 mentor jokes and hilarious mentor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mentor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
If you're looking for some inspiration to lighten up the mentoring relationship between mentor and mentee, check out these mentor jokes. Find old classics and new takes on guru and loyalty jokes, as well as jokes about teachers, which can be appreciated by mentors, mentees, or both!
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What is a good mentor joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Man and his wife join a weight loss club. They're told to try and lose at least 2 pounds by the next week.
When they return after a week the mentor asks them how much they lost.
The wife begins, "I lost 10 pounds".
"That's amazing! Well done, and you?" He says, pointing at the husband.
"Well, I actually gained 10 pounds", the husband responds.
"Oh, that's no good at all. How did that happen?" asks the mentor.
"I bet my wife a tenner she wouldn't lose any weight this week".
A mentor of mine once told me
that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them. Well, I did that and I feel much, much better, but I'm not sure what to do with all these letters.
Birthday Party
My friend's college mentor told her this story:
"So, my friend turned 32 last week, and we wanted to do something for his birthday so we put together a really quick party, only about half a minute long, and when the party ended, he was really confused and asked about the length of the party."
It was his thirty second birthday.
Swordplay on words
A fencer was sparring with his mentor. They had sparred many times before, but today, for some reason, the fencer just wasn't able to land a single hit.
"Ha!" the mentor taunted, "You'll never win if you keep using such obvious attacks!"
The fencer feinted.
I know this guy who teaches people how to access the Dark Web, but if they're incompetent then he physically and psychologically abuses them
He's a Tor mentor.
More of a story than a joke, but it's worth it.
Tony, a friend and mentor of mine (a dad figure) used to start talking about his fantastic new hearing aid, telling anyone who would listen about how everything sounded so clear to him now that he had this new device. He would say, "It's a new kind; it's NOT a MiracleEar." Of course once he told them what it was not, the natural response generally followed, "What kind is it?"
All this set-up and he would check his watch and respond, "About 4:30" (or whatever time it was)
What do you call a Jamaican teacher at Hogwarts?
De mentor.
Long ago, my mentor told me to look into self improvement. He used to mumble a bit, though.
Now I don't have the discipline to actually build one, but I know everything about constructing shelves.
Today my mentor told me if I want to achieve great things I'd have to make sacrifices.
Anyone know where to buy live chickens for cheap?
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