Mentally Retarded Jokes
29 mentally retarded jokes and hilarious mentally retarded puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mentally retarded that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Mentally Retarded Short Jokes
Short mentally retarded jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mentally retarded humour may include short mentally challenged jokes also.
- Did you hear about the fire at the school for the mentally disabled? Some of the kids started it because they thought they were fire retardant.
- I've got a mentally disabled flamboyantly homosexual friend. I describe him as being flame retardant.
- Some r**... say there are 76 genders, some normal people say there are 2 genders, some intellects say there is only 1 gender. But I think there are 3 genders
1. Male
2. Female
3. Mental Illness - Cuckoo-clock... Cuckoo-clock: tik-tak, tik-tak.
Cuckoo-clock with a mentally r**... cuckoo: Tik-Tok, Tik-Tok - The left likes to act like they're so progressive.. But look who put the first mentally r**... person in the white house.
- What do? Non binary and downs have in common......
There both mentally r**....
Only two genders - Mentally r**... people can't stand loud noises. But physically r**... people can't stand.
- I just received an awesome h**... from a mentally r**... girl. It was a handicapable handy.
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Mentally Retarded One Liners
Which mentally retarded one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mentally retarded? I can suggest the ones about mentally disabled and mentally handicapped.
- What do you call a mentally disabled firefighter? Flame retardant
- What do you call a mentally challenged person who plays with fire? Flame Retardant.
- What do you get if a mentally disabled person becomes a firefighter? Flame-retardant.
- I refuse to insult someone by saying that they have mental issues Only r**... do that
- What do you call a mentally r**... chef? A slow cooker
- What do mentally r**... parents give their kids? Hand me Downs.
- What do you call a r**... pickle? Mentally Dill
- America is proof that anyone can be president Even the mentally r**...
- If a mentally r**... person has mood swings He'd have ups and downs syndrome
- What do you call a mentally challenged homosexual.? Flame r**...
Hilarious Fun Mentally Retarded Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about mentally retarded you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mentally ill jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mentally retarded pranks.
A rich, young man walks into a bar.
He sits down and orders a few drinks. As he is enjoying his beer, he sees a mentally r**... man outside the building.
Poor Old fool, thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched the old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he'd humor the old man and asked, So how many have you caught today?
The old man replied, You're the eighth.