Mentally Handicapped Jokes

26 mentally handicapped jokes and hilarious mentally handicapped puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mentally handicapped that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Mentally Handicapped Short Jokes

Short mentally handicapped jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mentally handicapped humour may include short mentally disabled jokes also.

  1. A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
  2. What do you call 3 mentally handicapped people applying for the same job? American politics
  3. This one might be a little non-PC, but... What would an anti-mentally-handicapped people protester group would yell?
  4. You can't say America isn't inclusive and progressive The Current president is a black man and latest election was between a female and a mentally handicapped person.
  5. I came up with a really good mentally handicapped joke the other day. But I'd rather not say it, I don't wanna bring anyone Down.
  6. What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"? Slow Children At Play
  7. What do you call a blind, mentally handicapped, quadriplegic? You can call him whatever you want; it's not like he's going to get up and do anything about it.
  8. I just received an awesome h**... from a mentally r**... girl. It was a handicapable handy.

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Mentally Handicapped One Liners

Which mentally handicapped one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mentally handicapped? I can suggest the ones about mentally challenged and handicapped.

  1. What did the mentally handicapped kid get on his math test? Drool
  2. What do you call a mentally handicapped bakery? We tart it.
  3. What Do You Call A Pool Full of the Mentally-Handicap? Vegetable soup.
  4. What do you call a security blanket for a mentally handicapped person? A downs comforter.
  5. What do you call a mentally handicapped lion? a leotard ~
  6. Just went to a dance for mentally handicapped people It was basically one big slow dance.
  7. In what font does a mentally handicapped person write? Comic downs
  8. What do you call a mentally handicapped System of a Down cover band? Syndrome of a Down

Quirky and Hilarious Mentally Handicapped Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about mentally handicapped you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mentally retarded jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mentally handicapped pranks.

German Baby Joke I saw on QI

A British couple decided to adopt a German baby. They raised him for years, however they began to get worried because he never spoke, and they believed that he was mentally handicapped, going as far as to take him to therapy, which was fruitless.
Then, when the child was 8 years old, he had a Strudle, and said "It is a little tepid."
His parents, of course shocked that he was suddenly speaking, asked: "Wolfgang, why have you never spoken before?", to which the child replied:
"Up until now, everything had been satisfactory."

Riding the Bus for the First Time is Like Losing Your Virginity to a Cheap h**....

You wait around to find a nice taxi, but none appear.And then all of a sudden, you see this giant non-appealing thing lumber towards you. You give up your hopes and pay then fee of 1.50 and enter the massive doors that, over the years have been modified to fit fairly large occupants. For the next 20 or so minutes,it's a very bumpy ride, stop and go. Then you realize there have been elderly, handicapped, both physically and mentally, spewing their b**... fluids everywhere. Then when you get were you needed to go, you immediately regret it. And then you never see the exact same bus again.
If this joke was terrible, it's because it was both original and my first, all let myself out.