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52 mentally disabled jokes and hilarious mentally disabled puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mentally disabled that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Short mentally disabled jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mentally disabled humour may include short mentally handicapped jokes also.

  1. I believe in giving jobs to the mentally disabled... but we shouldn't elect them President.
  2. I lost my virginity to a mentally disabled girl last night I wanted my first time to be special.
  3. Ofcourse mentally disabled people should be allowed to have jobs... But to make them president of the United States is a bit to much.
  4. I was gonna make an antimasker joke. But my parents taught me to not make fun of the mentally disabled.
  5. Did you hear about the fire at the school for the mentally disabled? Some of the kids started it because they thought they were fire retardant.
  6. Recent studies show that 100% of people disabled from the waist down are diagnosed with a mental disorder Crippling Depression
  7. I'm starting a program for mentally disabled people to restart there life with all of the technological advancements they may have missed out on when they were young. It's called "are you restarted?"
  8. What do you call a drug addicted woman who takes advantage of a mentally disabled man for years? Jennay.
  9. Tormented for over an hour... that poor mentally disabled man... But, you have to give the intel folks who brief Trump, credit for trying.
  10. What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with? A Reptile Dysfunction
    *ba dum tss*
    I'll be here all night folks

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Mentally Disabled One Liners

Which mentally disabled one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mentally disabled? I can suggest the ones about mentally challenged and mentally retarded.

  1. What is the cutest mental disability? Awwtism
  2. What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled? Slow dance.
  3. They're not mentally disabled... They're homies with extra chromies
  4. What do you call a heritable mental disability? Hand-me-downs
  5. What do you call a mentally disabled firefighter? Flame retardant
  6. What is the most directional mental disability? Down's Syndrome.
  7. What's a mentally disabled person's favorite part of a city? Downtown.
  8. What does a mentally disabled time lord drive? A RETARDIS
  9. What do you call a loud, mentally disabled dog? A sub-ruffer.
  10. What Do You Call A Mentally Disabled Person In India? Ghandicapped
  11. What unit does mentally disabled soldiers join? Da speshul forses.
  12. Why did the blonde think about a wheelchair? Because she was mentally disabled
  13. What do you get if a mentally disabled person becomes a firefighter? Flame-retardant.
  14. What do you call a parentless fish with a mental disability? A bass-t**...
  15. there are 3 genders °r**...
    °Dishwasher
    °Mental Disability

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about mentally disabled can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of mentally disabled puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheeky Mentally Disabled Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about mentally disabled you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean mentally ill jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make mentally disabled prank.

I work with mentally disabled people. Today I tried to tell a client the nacho cheese joke.

"Hey, you have nachos! What do you call cheese that isn't yours?"
"Tasty!" -Holds up a-okay sign-
"...Well...you aren't wrong!"
Happy Valentine's Day everybody!

I've got a mentally disabled flamboyantly homosexual friend.

I describe him as being flame retardant.

New TV show to be aired about a delivery boy with mental disability

They're calling it UPS & Down's.

My friend and I placed a bet for the Super Bowl.

We would both pick a team, whoever picks the team that loses has to act mentally disabled for the rest of their life.
I chose the Panthers.

I saw a mentally disabled person eating their own f**....

It was a returd.

I just watched a film where a man's wife is brutally murdered and his son is left physically disabled...

...Then in a twisted turn of events, his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
Finding Nemo is a real thriller!

Today I learned that JFK would be considered mentally disabled nowadays.

He just couldn't get things through his head.

A sad day indeed

About a week ago I was walking my dog Fido through the park and a mentally disabled kid ran up to us. Immediately upon reaching my dog he started petting him. My dog is not a violent dog by any means but he was spooked and bit the kid. After this incident he ended up getting put down. It saddens me deeply but at least Fido is ok.

Funny Comeback

I go into McDonald's and there is this fat girl making fun of this mentally disabled kid*
Me: you know, that could happen to any of us. You don't belong making fun of someone like that, what's wrong with you?
Girl: god gave me a mouth to speak and I'm going to use it
Me: well god also gave you a mouth to eat, you abused that privilege.
Girl: -speechless-
Me: oh and you might want to wipe that ketchup off your chin
Girl: *goes to wipe chin*
Me: no, your other chin

So it turns out stupidity can be considered a form of mental illness...

Guess who just got disability benefits.. SUCKERS!

I just watched a movie where a man's wife is murdered

and his son is kidnapped so he has to work with a mentally disabled person to find his son. It's called Finding Nemo.

Movies

Friend 1: I just watched a film in which a man's wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled. In a twisted turn of events his son is kidnapped and has to chase thr kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
Friend 2 : Uhhh....what was it called?
Friend 1: Finding Nemo

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The impact of these mentally disabled jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.