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Short mentally challenged jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mentally challenged humour may include short mentally disabled jokes also.

  1. I challenge you to a battle of wits at high noon! Do you accept? Yes you say?! Well consider yourself mentally challenged.
  2. If a mentally challenged midget is late to an appointment... ... can you justifiably call them "a little tardy"?
  3. I tried to cheer my mentally challenged friend up... ...but I guess I shouldn't have said "Don't let an extra chromosome get you down."
  4. Did you hear there's a pilot who only gives plane rides to mentally challenged kids?? What goes up must have downs
  5. I thought about posting a riddle to challenge everyone mentally But most of you seem mentally challenged already.
  6. I work at a UPS store where we employ mentally challenged people It has its ups and downs.
  7. Pickup line Go up to a woman and say 'If you were mentally challenged...you'd be awwtistic'. Never works 110% of the time.
  8. Did you hear the one about the mentally challenged Bostonian who got tattoos right after removing them? He's re-tatted
  9. What do you call a 7' tall, shy, mentally challenged highschooler who befriends the coach and becomes a successful point guard? Radio Shaq
  10. What do you call a mentally challenged person who plays with fire? Flame Retardant.

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Mentally Challenged One Liners

Which mentally challenged one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mentally challenged? I can suggest the ones about mentally handicapped and mentally retarded.

  1. What do you call a mentally challenged lion? A leotard
  2. What do you call a mentally challenged time machine? A retardis
  3. Why was the mentally challenged midget crying? He was a little down.
  4. If a mentally challenged person shows up late Is it ok to call him tardy?
  5. what do you call a bunch of mentally challenged superheroes the inbredibles
  6. What do you call a mentally challenged rapper? Why a rap autist of course.
  7. What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel? A retardis.
  8. What do you call a mentally challenged Jew? Auschwistic
  9. What do you call a mentally challenged person on drugs? Baked Potato
  10. What do you call a mentally challenged feather pillow? A downs pillow.
  11. What do you call a person who's having a thought-provoking idea? Mentally challenged.
  12. What do you call a mentally challenged person born in early to mid August? A leotard.
  13. What do you call a mentally challenged police box in Britain? RETARDIS.
  14. What do you call a mentally challenged condiment? Slow jam.
  15. EA Games - Challenged Mentally

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What funny jokes about mentally challenged you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean mentally ill jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make mentally challenged prank.

Three high school jocks are constantly annoyed

by a mentally challenged classmate. Since he has no concept of coolness, he's always talking to them as if they're his friends and laughing heartily at their attempted putdowns.
Finally they decide to really stick it to him. His father has bought him a new BMW, which only increases their ire. One day as he is cheerfully driving home from school, three cars are blocking the road. It's the bullies, eager to teach him a lesson and get him out of their hair for once and for all.
As he stops, they get out of their cars, all holding a baseball bat. One of them draws a circle in chalk on the road away from the BMW. "Get in the circle," he growls to the poor confused fellow, "and don't let me see you step out of it until we're done."
"OK," he chirps, and steps into the circle.
The bullies start swinging away at his car, busting a few windows and badly denting every side of it. "Now," one of them says, turning to him, "you understand what we think of you. Stay away from us, please!"
The victim hasn't fully comprehended the extent of the damage. In fact, as they turn to him, he's collapsing in laughter. He's snorting and nearly falling over.
"And what's so funny about it?" the angriest guy asks.
"Because while you guys were all busy with that, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

I had a t**... on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...

It was wrong on so many levels.

Minimum Wage

The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards got an anonymous tip that a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help. They immediately sent an official agent out to investigate him.
GOVT AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.
RANCHER: Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $350 a week plus free room and board.
GOVT AGENT: Well, those payments and conditions are within the law. Anybody else work here?

RANCHER: Well, I wasn't going to say. But there's also a mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work on the ranch. He makes about $10 per week, sometimes less. He pays his own room and board. I do buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life, but then sometimes he tries to make love to my wife.
GOVT AGENT: Okay, yes, then THAT's the guy I heard about, and need to talk to -- the mentally challenged one.
RANCHER: That would be me.

The Montana Department of Employment

The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.
AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.
RANCHER: Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.
He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.
AGENT: That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.
RANCHER: That would be me.

Miley Cyrus isn't mentally challenged, she's just a little...

...twerky

The taxation office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand

The taxation office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an auditor to investigate him.
Auditor: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."
Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bundaberg r**... and a dozen Crown Lagers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."
Auditor: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one."
Boat Owner: "That'll be me. What'd you want to know?"

The Tax Office

The Tax Office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhands and sent an agent to investigate him.
AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.
Boat Owner: "Well, there's Tom, my first-mate, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $400 a week plus 1/5 of the catch."
Boat Owner: And, there's Bob, the deckhand, he's been with me for a year. I pay him $300 a week plus 1/5 of the catch.
Boat Owner: Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 16 hours a day and does about 80% of the work. I can't pay him very much cause the boat expenses are high, and some times we don't catch anything. Every now and then I'll buy him a bottle of r**... and he gets to sleep with my wife occasionally.
AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".
Boat Owner: "That'll be me. What'd you want to know?

Two guys from the mentally challenged ethnic group of your choice are building a house

One notices that the other is discarding half of the nails that he pulls out of his pouch.
"Why are you throwing those nails away?"
"The head is on the wrong end."
"Don't throw them away, you idiot! Those are for the other side of the house!"

You say "two plus two equals four"

But they show you the edict: as of yesterday, it's five. You insist: four. But now it's six. And those who said it was five are in prison. You yell: four. But they admitted past missteps and made it clear that if we all pull together, we can make it seven. And if we leverage, we can even get up to eight. You yell: four. But they look at you like you're mentally challenged - we considered him intelligent, but he's like a broken record: four, four, four. No imagination, no vision. Not like overseas!
Source: comedian Viktor Koklyushkin talking about living in Russia

Why didn't the mentally challenged kid finish his math test in time?

Because he was too slow.

IRS Inquiry

The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deck hand and sent an agent to investigate him.
IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".

Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3
years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the
mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about
90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own
room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi r**... and a dozen
Budweisers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to
sleep with my wife occasionally".

IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".

Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you like to know"?

The first and last thing I saw, is nothing. What am I?

A mentally challenged lumberjack

What do you call a mentally challenged homosexual.?

Flame r**...

What do you get when you have s**... with an STD infested mentally challenged person?

The slow clap

What clothing does a mentally challenged man on a unicycle wear?

A unitard!

Love him or hate him at least President Trump is raising awareness of one of the greatest challenges facing America.....

....Mental Health. 'Cause either that dude is crazy or I am and my best guess is before all this is said and done we're all going to need a little therapy.

How did the mentally challenged child win the race?

He SPED ahead of the competition!

A new recruit in the military was looking for a sheet of paper

He would look for a particular sheet of paper no matter the day and weather. He refused to tell anyone what the sheet of paper was about, so after a week of this recruit searching high and low for the sheet of paper, the psychiatrist declared him mentally challenged and discharged him from the military. He handed the letter of discharge to the recruit and he smiled and said "Oh yes. This is the sheet of paper I was looking for!"

Why was the mentally challenged student late for class?

He was tardy.

What kind of hats do mentally challenged people wear?

"Make America Great Again!"

Bringing her home to meet mother

I told my new girlfriend that my mother was very hard of hearing and that she should speak loud and slow. I told my mother that my girlfriend was mentally challenged and to please be polite.
I'm looking forward to Christmas dinner.

The farmer, the hired hand, and the pig

A farmer hired a mentally challenged youth to perform tasks around the farm. The young man excelled at the tasks he was given and soon earned the farmer's trust.
One day the farmer told him to take the truck and go to town and buy some feed for the animals. He told him that If he had any problems to give him a call.
The young man soon called and said, " I hit a pig with the truck, what should I do?" The farmer said, "Take the shotgun off the gun rack in the truck, put the pig out of its misery, and toss it off in the ditch."
The young man called back and said, "Okay, now what do I do with his bike?"

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