Mental Physical Jokes
10 mental physical jokes and hilarious mental physical puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mental physical that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Fun-Filled Mental Physical Jokes to Boost Your Mood
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I found out that the girl I'm dating is a gold digger
Idk how to tell her but I don't like gold diggers. It's not safe for her mentally as well as physically and the mine she works at doesn't give them health insurance or anything. What should I do?
I just watched a film where a man's wife is brutally murdered and his son is left physically disabled...
...Then in a twisted turn of events, his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
Finding Nemo is a real thriller!
What's the difference between school and church?
In school, the teachers care about you mentally, at church, the priests care about you physically.
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People who use drugs are pathetic. I'm high on life!
Side effects of life are include depression, anxiety, pain both emotional and physical, shortness of breath, physical and mental deterioration, weariness, sleepiness, insomnia, thought of s**..., and misery. Prolonged use may result in death.
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I started therapy the other day
My therapist told me, "Time heals all wounds, physically and mentally". So I stabbed them. Now we wait.
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Mentally r**... people can't stand loud noises.
But physically r**... people can't stand.
Death gotta be easy cuz life is hard
It'll leave you physically mentally and emotionally scarred
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Riding the Bus for the First Time is Like Losing Your Virginity to a Cheap h**....
You wait around to find a nice taxi, but none appear.And then all of a sudden, you see this giant non-appealing thing lumber towards you. You give up your hopes and pay then fee of 1.50 and enter the massive doors that, over the years have been modified to fit fairly large occupants. For the next 20 or so minutes,it's a very bumpy ride, stop and go. Then you realize there have been elderly, handicapped, both physically and mentally, spewing their b**... fluids everywhere. Then when you get were you needed to go, you immediately regret it. And then you never see the exact same bus again.
If this joke was terrible, it's because it was both original and my first, all let myself out.
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The Night Light
A 90 year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, p**...! The light goes on. When I'm done, p**...! The light goes off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel," he says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and p**...! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, p**...! the light goes off?"
"Oh sweet Jesus" exclaims Ethel. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!
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A 90-year-old man goes for a physical and all of his tests come back normal. The doctor says, Larry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?
Larry replies, God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, p**...! The light goes on. When I'm done, p**...! The light goes off.
Wow, that's incredible, the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Larry's wife.
Bonnie, he says, Larry is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and p**..., the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, p**..., the light goes off?
Oh sweet Jesus , exclaims Bonnie. He's peeing in the refrigerator again!
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