The Best 35 Mental Health Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Mental Health jokes. There are some mental health jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mental health puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Mental Health Jokes and Puns

Things have gotten so bad in The US that during the last parade they surrounded Donald Trump with bullet proof glass.

Just because he's a White guy with mental health issues doesn't mean he's gonna start shooting up the crowd

Depression in Mexico

There are been a sharp increase in depression in Mexico since Trump got into office on the platform of building a wall between the two countries.

Leading mental health experts have said that sadly many Mexicans will never get over it.

42! 42! 42!

A man Is walking past a mental health building, he can hear the patients in a yard shouting " ", not being able to see over the high walls, he finds a hole in the wall, as he looks through, a Finger pokes his eye. "43! 43! 43!" The yard shouts!

Recent research shows that horses tend to have much better mental health than other farm animals

Due to their stable environment

Hi, I'm a mental health therapist helping people to be more at peace with their lives. Check out my Instagram!

I'm a content creator.


Did you hear about the doctor who sent a group of crows to a mental health institution?

He committed a murder.

Basic Psychology

The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"

A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"

Love him or hate him at least President Trump is raising awareness of one of the greatest challenges facing America.....

....Mental Health. 'Cause either that dude is crazy or I am and my best guess is before all this is said and done we're all going to need a little therapy.

The one about the Pakistani Mental Health Hotline

*Hotline*: Pakistani Mental Health Hotline, how can I help you?

*Caller*: My life sucks, I see no way out.

*Hotline*: Do not worry, we are here to help you.

*Caller*: I'm feeling suicidal. What should I do?

*Hotline*: How close are you to India?

*Caller*: Don't know exactly, maybe 400km.

*Hotline*: So can you drive a truck?

Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.

If you are Obsessive Compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependant, have someone press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5,6. If you are paranoid, we know which one you want.

The new Joker went to see a doctor for his mental health, but didn't make an appointment.

It was a Joaquin.

You can explore mental health reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean mental health dad jokes. There are also mental health puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What do you call the Mental Health class at Hogwarts?

Defence against the Dark Thoughts.

Apparently people who exercise have been shown to recover better and be less at risk from mental health issues...

So who said you can't run away from your problems.

At work today I brought my team new markers, crafting paper, decks of cards, and snacks

They didn't know I was coming, so I jumped out and yelled SUPPLIES!!

(We work in Children's mental health and everyone got a kick out of it)

In a bid to entice republicans, Biden vows to pick up right where Reagan left off...

With rapidly detiorating mental health.

New study shows procrastination is as harmful to mental health as alcohol abuse

To combat this, I've decided to form Procrastinators anonymous, please consider joining it!

My mental health is like a rainbow

All over the spectrum

I have a weird mental health issue where I have to get out and pull my car every time I go through a tunnel.

It's car-pull tunnel syndrome.

If I had 50 cents for every mental health exam I've failed...

I'd have cats.


The UK is officially changing its name in honor of mental health awareness.

The new name being "U.O.K.?"

We should all be donating more to mental health charities

It really is *fundamental*.

My job is affecting my mental health

Whenever I put my welding hood on, the world just seems like a dark place...

Support mental health

or I'll kill you!

During this lockdown, please think of the confidence level and mental health of your companies IT person.

They have gone more then three months without being able to look you in the eye without smirking, while first turning your computer off and then on again, before accessing the admin profile to delete then add the wireless printer again so you can print your emails.

Did you hear the judge's recent linguistic faux pas, when they were addressing a recently convicted defendant?

I Order you to serve 2 years incarcerated, 2 years active probation, 1 year of passive probation, 400 hours of community service, evidence of completion of an education service approved by the court, submit to a mental health evaluation..., etc., etc..

Yeah, it was a run-on sentence.

What are the three Ms that women take from me?

Money...

Mental health...

My testicles...

When I was a teenager, I used to flush my anti-depressants down the toilet.

Not good for my my mental health, but the Dog was never happier.

We should care more about the mental health of batteries..

They are all bipolar.

Mental health hotline.

Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.

If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you suffer from paranoid schizophrenia, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership.

If you are hearing voices, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press. No one will answer anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound button until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names.

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 911.

If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, please try you call again in a few minutes.

If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our representatives are busy.

My school was having a mental health fair

So I went there and donated all of my mental health.

My mental health is like bitcoin

Looks like it's on the decline, but could make a come back.

Video game addiction is now an official mental health disorder.

Statistics show that 34% of women are on medication for some form of mental health disorder.

That means the other 66% of crazy women are walking around unmedicated!

25% of the women in this country are being medicated for mental health problems

Which means 75% of women are running around untreated!

What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mental health jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mental health piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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