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64 menstruate jokes and hilarious menstruate puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about menstruate that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Menstruate Short Jokes

Short menstruate jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The menstruate humour may include short jokes also.

  1. How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating? If she's only wearing one sock.
    (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.)
  2. They are making a TV series about the struggles of menstruating women over the years. It is a period drama.
  3. Did you know that every single female inmate that was executed on death row was menstruating on the day of her execution? You ask why? Because you have to end every sentence with a period.
  4. My wife is adamate when reading a book she will refuse to ever finish it if she starts menstruating. Period. End of story.
  5. Why do women stop menstruating in their fifties? 'Cos they need the blood for their varicose veins!
  6. Can we please stop doing women specific jokes, especially about m**...? They aren't funny, period.
  7. Why did the movie studio cancel the film about m**...? They wanted to move away from period pieces.
  8. I watched a great documentary on m**... in Victorian times It was a great period piece.
  9. Why don't incarcerated women m**... in prison? Because a period comes at the end of the sentence.
  10. What do m**... and guys whining about being rejected have in common? I don't care about either

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Menstruate One Liners

Which menstruate one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with menstruate? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. What do you call a woman who is menstruating during Christmas? Krampus
  2. My girlfriend says I have a sharp tongue ... But I think she's just menstruating.
  3. What do Cam girls do when they're menstruating? Period pieces.
  4. What's a woman's favorite kind of film to watch when she's menstruating? A period piece.
  5. what do cats and menstruating girls have in common? Both on the rag
  6. What do you call a menstruating caucasian with depression? Red, white and blue
  7. What is a menstruating woman's favorite genre of movies? Period films
  8. m**... is NOT a laughing matter. Period.
  9. m**... jokes aren't funny Period
  10. I've been working on a film about m**... in the 60s. It's a period piece.
  11. Did you see that their is a Medieval play about m**...? It's a period piece
  12. I'm making a documentary on the history of female m**...... It's a period piece.
  13. What do you call a crab holding a basket of tampons? A crustacean m**... station.
  14. If I wrote a book about m**...... would it be called a period piece?
  15. what do you call a play about victorian era m**...? A period piece!

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about menstruate can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of menstruate puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Menstruate Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about menstruate you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make menstruate prank.

I wish I was a girl

So I can use my m**... cycle as my calendar.

Alice and Bob are at a bar...

Alice and Bob are at a bar. Alice is menstruating.

Suddenly, Alice stands up and says to Bob, "I've got to go change my pad, be right back"

Bob asks, "Why don't you just wash it and keep using it?"

"I can't. It's a one-time pad."

What's it called if women in heaven still m**...?

A grace period.

What do you get when you cross m**... and apples?

The MaxiPad

My wife walked in on me f**... my menstruating girlfriend...

... I was caught red-handed.

What do you call o**... s**... with your GF when she's menstruating?

6.9

female rappers

the only flow female rappers have is their m**...

Do you know why Female inmate get executed the day of their m**... ?

because every sentence must end with a period.

It's not a real hotdog without ketchup.

That's how my father describes m**....

How's m**... called in gay-men couple?

Diarrhea

What is p**...?

Pre/present/post m**...

There's nothing funny about m**....

A couple of secs

A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's s**...?"
"OK," he thinks, "this day was bound to come, and I'm not going to let my little princess learn about s**... from the streets."
So, he sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, i**..., puberty and m**....
Then she asks, "Daddy, what is 'A Couple'?"
And he carries on, "A couple is two people like your mom and me." And he goes on to describe gay, lesbianism, etc...
The father finally asks, "So why did you want to know about 'a couple' and s**...'?"
"Oh, mummy said lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..." the girl replies.

People are afraid of female world leaders

Because they think every month she will lead her m**... into war.

What does powdered glass and m**... have in common ?

They both taste like blood.

There's going to be a new TV show about m**... research in the 1950s.

It's a period piece.

Globally, the lack of awareness for women's reproductive health is a major problem. We need to grow up and understand that m**... is not a joke.

Period.

The official list of emojis for 2019 has been updated to include a drop of blood, which is meant to symbolize m**.... Although, if tech companies really wanted to accurately portray the suffering caused by periods...

...they should use an emoji of a husband quietly m**... in the bathroom.

m**... jokes are not funny

Period.

Jokes about m**... aren't funny.

They just aren't. Period.

I tried to sell AMC a movie about m**....

They said they weren't interested in doing another period piece.

How often are m**... jokes funny?

Periodically

Menstruating salary

My salary is to me like having the period is to a woman. It's always here once a month and usually gone within a week. It gets a little worrying when it's late, and I know I'm definitely s**... if it stops showing up.

Netflix's latest movie.

Netflix have released a powerful new film set in the 18th century about a princess who's cursed by non-stop m**... . The witch who cursed her says she has before the age of 21 to lift the curse by falling in love.
Honestly, it's a fantastic period drama.

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