Menstrual Jokes

Funniest Menstrual Short Jokes

Short menstrual jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The menstrual humour may include short menstruation period jokes also.

1. Why is Pre-Menstrual Syndrome called Pre-Menstrual Syndrome? Mad Cow Disease was already taken
2. I was going to make a pun about Elizabeth the 1st's menstrual cycle... But I don't like making period jokes, because not everyone gets them.
3. Did you hear about the female rapper who only battled when she was on her menstrual cycle? They said she had a mean flow!
4. Have you guys heard about the female rapper who performs on her menstrual cycle? They say she has a mean flow
5. My girlfriend made me watch a movie with her about how women struggled during their menstrual cycles in the 18th century. It was a period piece
6. A quick conversation between a man and his Bene Gesserit girlfriend, who was going through menstrual cramps. "What's in the box?"
   "Pain."
7. A woman lost so much menstrual blood she ended up unconscious for several weeks in a hospital. I hate it when I intend a period but end up with a coma.
8. A man meets a woman at a bar and invites her back to his place... She says "I'm on my menstrual cycle".
   He replies "Perfect! You can follow me on my mountain bike".
9. Did you hear about the screening of that documentary movie on Menstrual cycle? The audience gave it a standing ovulation.
10. Guy: Can I walk you home? Girl : No point, I'm on my menstrual cycle.
    Guy: That's OK, I'll run behind.

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Menstrual One Liners

Which menstrual one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with menstrual? I can suggest the ones about girl period and monthly period.

1. Why does it take five pre-menstrual women to change a lightbulb? LOOK IT JUST DOES OKAY?
2. I made a bike out of tampons. It's a menstrual cycle.
3. What's the most common vehicle used to run men over? The menstrual cycle!
4. Menstrual cycle jokes aren't funny Period.
5. What do vampires call menstrual cups? Shot glasses.
6. What do you call two girls having their menstrual cycles? A menstrual bicycle.
7. My Girlfriend is writing a book about menstrual cycles. It's a period piece.
8. What kind of bikes do girls ride? Menstrual Cycles
   (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)
9. Why are women fitter than men? Because once a month they go out on their menstrual cycles
10. What red, really painful, and sings? John Menstrual Cramp.
11. How is the Japanese flag made? Menstrual bed sheets
12. Which athlete has the most blood and attitude? A menstrual cyclist.
13. They're making a movie about menstrual cycles in the 1800s. It's a period piece.
14. New documentary about the female menstrual cycle. Available exclusively at Redbox.
15. What's the difference between sand and menstrual blood? You can't gargle sand.

Menstrual Cycle Jokes

Here is a list of funny menstrual cycle jokes and even better menstrual cycle puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I'm writing a book about how Elizabethan era women dealt with their menstrual cycles. It's a period piece.
• Did you hear about the rapper who only performs during her menstrual cycle? I heard she has a mean flow
• Have you ever heard of the female rapper who would only rap while she was on her menstrual cycle? ... they say she had a mean flow.
• What is the official song of ladies that are having a bad menstrual cycle? Bad Blood by Taylor Swift.
• Did you hear about the movie about the girl's first menstrual cycle set in the 1930s? It was a period piece.
• 'I'd love to go home with you tonight, but I'm on my menstrual cycle" That's OK, I'll follow you on my Harley!
• I tried talking my gf about her menstrual cycles. "Period !" She said.
• What do you call a bike made for women? Menstrual cycle.
  (sorry in advance)
• Halfway through a wash, my washing machine started demanding s**... from me, right here right now. It was the menstrual cycle.

Menstrual Period Jokes

Here is a list of funny menstrual period jokes and even better menstrual period puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did Jimmy choke on his mother's menstrual blood? He wanted to end his life with a period.
• What do you call a biker on her period? A menstrual cyclist!

Menstrual Blood Jokes

Here is a list of funny menstrual blood jokes and even better menstrual blood puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I used to work in a mental institution, but I kept getting blood all over my hands. *menstrual
• What's the difference? (n**...) What's the difference between gravel and menstrual blood?
  You can't gargle gravel!

Menstrual Cramps Jokes

Here is a list of funny menstrual cramps jokes and even better menstrual cramps puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why do women get menstrual cramps? Because they deserve them!
• Women complaining about menstrual cramps... ...are simply o**... acting.

Cheerful Menstrual Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about menstrual you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean that time of the month jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make menstrual pranks.