Menstrual Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Did you hear about the female rapper who only battled when she was on her menstrual cycle?

They said she had a mean flow!

Women complaining about menstrual cramps...

...are simply ovary acting.

Have you guys heard about the female rapper who performs on her menstrual cycle?

They say she has a mean flow

My girlfriend made me watch a movie with her about how women struggled during their menstrual cycles in the 18th century.

It was a period piece

A woman lost so much menstrual blood she ended up unconscious for several weeks in a hospital.

I hate it when I intend a period but end up with a coma.

Short joke my dad used to tell me

A man sees a pretty girl in a bar and asks if she wants to go back to his place.

"I can't," she says, "I'm on my menstrual cycle."

He leans over and says, "That's okay, I brought my moped."

Menstrual cycle jokes aren't funny


Periodic abstinence as contraception can be successful, provided one meets three very strict conditions:

1. The woman must have a very regular menstrual cycle.
2. You must be able to count well.
3. And you must really love children.

Loosely translated from Herman Finkers. My favorite dutch comedian.

Did you hear about the female rapper who was on her menstrual cycle?

She had a mean flow.

A man meets a woman at a bar and invites her back to his place...

She says "I'm on my menstrual cycle".

He replies "Perfect! You can follow me on my mountain bike".

What do vampires call menstrual cups?

Shot glasses.

My Girlfriend is writing a book about menstrual cycles.

It's a period piece.

What do you call two girls having their menstrual cycles?

A menstrual bicycle.

Did you hear about the screening of that documentary movie on Menstrual cycle?

The audience gave it a standing ovulation.

What's the difference? (Nsfw)

What's the difference between gravel and menstrual blood?

You can't gargle gravel!

Have you ever heard of the female rapper who would only rap while she was on her menstrual cycle?

... they say she had a mean flow.

I'm writing a book about how Elizabethan era women dealt with their menstrual cycles.

It's a period piece.

Did you hear about the rapper who only performs during her menstrual cycle?

I heard she has a mean flow

Looking for some good jokes about menstrual cups.

Always trying to gross my GF out. Help me with some tasteless cup references.

Flip Cup is all I can come up with.

What happens when gamer girls' menstrual cycles align?

They V-sync.

Halfway through a wash, my washing machine started demanding sex from me, right here right now.

It was the menstrual cycle.

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles
(I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

New documentary about the female menstrual cycle.

Available exclusively at Redbox.

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