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Funniest Menstrual Cycle Short Jokes

Short menstrual cycle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The menstrual cycle humour may include short menstrual period jokes also.

  1. I was going to make a pun about Elizabeth the 1st's menstrual cycle... But I don't like making period jokes, because not everyone gets them.
  2. Did you hear about the female rapper who only battled when she was on her menstrual cycle? They said she had a mean flow!
  3. Have you guys heard about the female rapper who performs on her menstrual cycle? They say she has a mean flow
  4. My girlfriend made me watch a movie with her about how women struggled during their menstrual cycles in the 18th century. It was a period piece
  5. A man meets a woman at a bar and invites her back to his place... She says "I'm on my menstrual cycle".
    He replies "Perfect! You can follow me on my mountain bike".
  6. Did you hear about the screening of that documentary movie on Menstrual cycle? The audience gave it a standing ovulation.
  7. Guy: Can I walk you home? Girl : No point, I'm on my menstrual cycle.
    Guy: That's OK, I'll run behind.
  8. I'm writing a book about how Elizabethan era women dealt with their menstrual cycles. It's a period piece.
  9. Did you hear about the rapper who only performs during her menstrual cycle? I heard she has a mean flow
  10. Have you ever heard of the female rapper who would only rap while she was on her menstrual cycle? ... they say she had a mean flow.

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Menstrual Cycle One Liners

Which menstrual cycle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with menstrual cycle? I can suggest the ones about menstruation period and menstrual.

  1. I made a bike out of tampons. It's a menstrual cycle.
  2. What's the most common vehicle used to run men over? The menstrual cycle!
  3. Menstrual cycle jokes aren't funny Period.
  4. What do you call two girls having their menstrual cycles? A menstrual bicycle.
  5. My Girlfriend is writing a book about menstrual cycles. It's a period piece.
  6. What kind of bikes do girls ride? Menstrual Cycles
    (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)
  7. Why are women fitter than men? Because once a month they go out on their menstrual cycles
  8. They're making a movie about menstrual cycles in the 1800s. It's a period piece.
  9. New documentary about the female menstrual cycle. Available exclusively at Redbox.
  10. I tried talking my gf about her menstrual cycles. "Period !" She said.
  11. What do you call a bike made for women? Menstrual cycle.
    (sorry in advance)

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What funny jokes about menstrual cycle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean women period jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make menstrual cycle pranks.

Short joke my dad used to tell me

A man sees a pretty girl in a bar and asks if she wants to go back to his place.
"I can't," she says, "I'm on my menstrual cycle."
He leans over and says, "That's okay, I brought my moped."

Periodic abstinence as contraception can be successful, provided one meets three very strict conditions:

1. The woman must have a very regular menstrual cycle.
2. You must be able to count well.
3. And you must really love children.
Loosely translated from Herman Finkers. My favorite dutch comedian.

What is the official song of ladies that are having a bad menstrual cycle?

Bad Blood by Taylor Swift.

Did you hear about the movie about the girl's first menstrual cycle set in the 1930s?

It was a period piece.

'I'd love to go home with you tonight, but I'm on my menstrual cycle"

That's OK, I'll follow you on my Harley!

Halfway through a wash, my washing machine started demanding s**... from me, right here right now.

It was the menstrual cycle.