Menstrual Blood Jokes
7 menstrual blood jokes and hilarious menstrual blood puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about menstrual blood that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good menstrual blood joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A woman lost so much menstrual blood she ended up unconscious for several weeks in a hospital.
I hate it when I intend a period but end up with a coma.
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What's the difference? (n**...)
What's the difference between gravel and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle gravel!
Which athlete has the most blood and attitude?
A menstrual cyclist.
What is the official song of ladies that are having a bad menstrual cycle?
Bad Blood by Taylor Swift.
What's the difference between sand and menstrual blood? You can't gargle sand.
There was this really talented female painter
and one day she painted this magnificent painting inspired by medieval times of a ball. It was filled with lords and ladies dancing with each other, a table filled with food for the feast, fools entertaining, and men in armor standing guard. She was so proud of this picture she called her friend over to show it to her.
The friend saw it and said, "Wow this is really great! But I have just one question, why was this painted mostly in red?"
"Well I used my menstrual blood to paint most of it." The painter replied. Her friend just stared at her in horror. She continued to explain, "Its a period piece you see."
I used to work in a mental institution, but I kept getting blood all over my hands.
*menstrual
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