Mens Jokes

Funniest Mens Short Jokes

Short mens jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mens humour may include short goal jokes also.

1. You know there's no official training for garbage men? They just pick it up as they go along.
2. Caitlyn Jenner becomes a super hero but doesn't know what group to join... She's still deciding whether to be an Ex-men or a Trans-former
3. What do you call the sexuality where you're attracted to men and women but neither are attracted to you? Bi-yourself.
4. Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 50 men. It exploded and killed 20 more. Then he threw the pin and killed 10 more men.
5. Wife: Do men wipe after they pee? Aging husband: Yes. Wipe the floor, wipe the rim, wipe the wall…..
6. My girlfriend said to me the other day, "Why did God give women periods with cramp pains, and men nothing?" I laughed and replied, "Don't be silly, he gave us women."
7. They say one in ten men are homosexual In my group of friends I'm pretty sure it's Marc. He's really cute
8. Women say their number one fear of online dating is the guy will be a serial killer. Men say their number one fear is the woman will be fat.
9. How do you stop a fight between two blind men? Just say you're rooting for the man with the knife.
10. My seatmate on a flight was a woman. Ever the charmer, I asked, Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?
    Yes, she said, but I wasn't willing to pay.

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Mens One Liners

Which mens one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mens? I can suggest the ones about mens name and international.

1. I saw 2 men in matching outfits I asked them if they were gay They arrested me
2. If men call short women petite. What do women call short men? Friends.
3. What rock group has four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
4. What type of doctor treats transgender men? A guynowcologist.
5. Caitlin Jenner just signed a deal with Marvel. She is going to be in the new Ex-Men film.
6. Scaring men is easy I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is..
7. If Caitlyn Jenner were a super hero, what team would she be on? The Ex-Men.
8. What do men and women have in common? Both need some tissues after watching a good movie.
9. "This trampoline is for men only." -mysogymnast
10. Amish men can't motorboat their wives. They can only row boat them.
11. You know Apple is run by men... when they call it an iPhone 6+ and it's only 5.5 inches.
12. Four men are waiting for their wives in a marital ward.
13. 20 men walk into a bar Worst game of limbo I've ever seen.
14. What do Japanese men do when they have erections? They vote.
15. Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job? Ubisoft

Mens Name Jokes

Here is a list of funny mens name jokes and even better mens name puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I heard a statistic that there are more men named David in charge of companies than there are women. Well obviously. How many women do you know named David?
• "Proud Boys" should change their name, to avoid being tied to PRIDE events... ... to something like "Reigning Men."
• Why are so many Italian men named Tony? When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
• I like my men like I like my whisky Inside me until I can't remember my name
• What are the names of the first two men to get married under the new Irish gay marriage law? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick
• I've got an old project car that I named after my wife. I haven't turned her on in years, now it usually takes a garage full of men to get her motor running.
• If men have man caves, why dont women have woman caves? They do, we just universally named it the kitchen many years ago.
• Two men are working on a car. One man says "Let's call it a day."
  The other man says "Well, that's a weird name for a car.
• Being a quartet, why was the group named "Boyz II Men?" Because "Boyz 4 Men" would have drawn a whole different sort of crowd...
• What do you call a woman who sleeps with a lot of men? Her Name.

Mens Purse Jokes

Here is a list of funny mens purse jokes and even better mens purse puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I saw an old lady being mugged by several men while walking home today, I figured I better go and help! She was a tough old broad but in the end we got her purse.
• Men: why is your purse so big? Also men: hey can I put this in your purse?

Howlingly Hilarious Mens Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about mens you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean equality jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mens pranks.