Meno Jokes
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Why is menopause called menopause?
Because mad cow disease was taken
She's technically not wrong...
This actually happened last night with my girlfriend...
Me: So did you read 1984?
She: Yeah, I did...utopian society right?
Me:No it is the total opposite...do you know the opposite of utopian?
She: yeah..Ethiopia right?
and yes she was being totally serious.
What was the song that Vlad the Impaler's victims sang before they were killed?
Vladislav...Baby don't hurt me...don't hurt me....no more...
Me:I want to become a millionare like my uncle
My friend:Your uncle is a millionare?
Me:No he wants to become one to
What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?
Hot flashbacks
Friend:Nice shoes! are those converse?
Me:No, they're contrapositive!
Menopause
I'm going to bed with a frozen turkey and tomorrow I will wake up to thanksgiving dinner
Anita Marie Echevarria Cynical Comic
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