meno Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious meno puns

Why is menopause called menopause?

Because mad cow disease was taken

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She's technically not wrong...

This actually happened last night with my girlfriend...
Me: So did you read 1984?
She: Yeah, I did...utopian society right?
Me:No it is the total opposite...do you know the opposite of utopian?
She: yeah..Ethiopia right?
and yes she was being totally serious.

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What was the song that Vlad the Impaler's victims sang before they were killed?

Vladislav...Baby don't hurt me...don't hurt me....no more...

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What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

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Three men,one German ,one Japanese and a Texan were sitting naked in a sauna.....

Three men, one German, one Japanese and a Texan were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager, "he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." 
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." 

The Texan felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Texan finally said "Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax." 

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Friend:Nice shoes! are those converse?

Me:No, they're contrapositive!

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Menopause

I'm going to bed with a frozen turkey and tomorrow I will wake up to thanksgiving dinner

Anita Marie Echevarria Cynical Comic

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What does a menopausal woman and a screaming prostitute have in common?

Hormones.

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Why was the menopausal hooker so noisy in the sack?

Whore moans

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Menopause

Men On Pause

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Menopause isn't funny

Why did the aging cat lady buy a blender?

To make pussy juice.

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What are the most funny Meno jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Meno? Well, here are the best Meno dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Meno pick up lines to share with friends.

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