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My teacher told me to tuck my shirt in.
I said, "Why?"
"Because it *looks* like you've just had s**...," he said, zipping his trouser.
Mendel goes to see his rabbi and tells him that his wife is trying to poison him.
The rabbi assures Mendel that this is impossible and tells him he will visit his wife and straighten everything out.
Mendel thanks the rabbi and waits for him to come back.
About four hours later, the rabbi returns, looking haggard and exhausted.
Mendel says "So, what do you think?"
The rabbi's eyes drop to the floor and in a low, but clear voice says, "Take the poison".
What award did Gregor Mendel receive for his work in the field of Genetics?
The Nobel Peas Prize.
What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?
Whirled Peas
Why did Mendel cross the road?
He was sick of dealing with the peas.
I visited a legume museum with a real life peanut gallery
Apparently they're still annoyed with Gregor Mendel not tucking in his shirts.
Did you hear that Gregor Mendel never finished any of his work?
That's right!
No punnett ended
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