Mend Jokes
5 mend jokes and hilarious mend puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mend that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good mend joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What did the nurse tell her patient after he refused to let her mend a cut on his arm?
Fine, suture self!
Mendel goes to see his rabbi and tells him that his wife is trying to poison him.
The rabbi assures Mendel that this is impossible and tells him he will visit his wife and straighten everything out.
Mendel thanks the rabbi and waits for him to come back.
About four hours later, the rabbi returns, looking haggard and exhausted.
Mendel says "So, what do you think?"
The rabbi's eyes drop to the floor and in a low, but clear voice says, "Take the poison".
Did you hear about the elderly seamstress with poor vision?
She doesn't mend straight anymore.
You guys ever hear the joke about the cross-eyed seamstress?..
She couldn't mend straight.
Disclaimer: My 80+ year old grandfather told me this joke over the weekend so it is older than sin, figured you guys may enjoy it. Sorry if re-post.
Why did Mendel cross the road?
He was sick of dealing with the peas.
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