The Best 5 Menards Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Menards jokes. There are some menards arr jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these menards arg puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Menards Jokes and Puns

What hardware store would you yell out if you took a shot to the nuts?

Ow! Menards!!

Hey baby you like hardware stores?

Because I'd like to show you menards.

Do you know how the store Menards got its name?

A pirate was kicked in the nuts and he went, "Arr! Me-nards!"

What does a pirate say when you kick him in the nuts

Hint: save big money at _______


Where was the pirate shopping when he was hit in his crotch?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the menards razorblades jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working menards yar piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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