Menagerie Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Menagerie jokes. There are some menagerie stanford jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these menagerie elephants puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Giggle-Inducing Menagerie Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

A 90 year old woman is getting married for the fourth time.

A news crew is there to document the story. The reporter asks the woman about her odd marital past. "Let me get this right," he says. "Your first husband was a banker. Your second husband was a clown. Your third husband was a doctor, and you're about to marry a mortician. Why the menagerie of different men?" She smirked and said "It was one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go."

What do you call a menagerie with only one dog?

A shitzu

What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the menagerie liberace puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working menagerie zoo piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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