Menace Jokes
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The Phantom Menace is 18 years old this year!
Finally, it can be tried as an adult.
George Lucas announced that he'd like to make several changes to The Phantom Menace.
But I say let's let Qui-gons be Qui-gons.
I work part time at a liquor store, and as a super-villain
They call me, *the menace to sobriety*
The watermelon patch.
A farmer has a watermelon patch, and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been stealing some regularly. He comes and up with an idea to stop the menace so he puts up a sign that reads:
"WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS CYANIDE!"
The farmer returned to the watermelon patch a week later feeling pretty smug and discovers that none of the watermelons have been eaten, but finds another sign that reads:
"NOW THERE ARE TWO! "
Hey, did you hear about the Star Wars fanatic who's been stealing autograph books and photo albums from other fans at conventions?
They call him the fan-tome menace.
What do Jack Thompson and J. Jonah Jameson have in common?
Video games where you play as a public menace.
Brexit is the worst trade negotiation,
since Star Wars: The Phantom Menace.
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