The Best 18 Men Club Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Men Club jokes. There are some men club brazillian jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these men club club penguin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Men Club Jokes and Puns

So a man hoes to a strip club

He sits down in the front row. A man sits behind him.
A girl comes out and starts dancing. Both of the men cheer.
She takes off her top. Both men cheer.
She takes off her bottom.Only the man in the front cheers.
Curious the man in front turns around and asks
Where'd all the enthusiasm go.
The man response. "all over your back"

Two Men in a Country Club...

Two men in a country club are in the locker room getting undressed. Bob, asks Mike, "How long have you been wearing women's underwear?". Mike answers, "Since my wive found a pair in my car."

Two men were playing golf..

when the man about to tee off noticed a funeral procession moving down the road next to the golf course. He stopped, put his club away, took off his hat and waited respectfully for them the pass. "My friend that was a very decent and respectful gesture" his friend commented. "The least I could do, I was married to her for eighteen years after all"

Men Club joke, Two men were playing golf..

A white girl met a black guy in the club.

He took her home and then she asked him, "Show me if it's true what they say about black men."

So he stabbed her and stole her purse.

Why was the G-Spot Club not making profit in the nightclub business?

Most men couldn't find it.


On a noticeboard in a men's room at a sports club: There will be no gambling here.

Someone had scribbled underneath: Wanna bet?

The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$65,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks: **"Anyone know whose phone this is?"**

Men Club joke, The Perfect Husband

Three old men

Three old men are golfing. One of them complains,

"Ya know, the hills these days are getting steeper and steeper"

His buddy one chimes in:

"Yep, and the clubs are getting heavier. They were way lighter when we were younger"

The third old man patiently listening finally says,

"Oh quit whining you two, at least we're on the right side of the grass."

I've started handing out guns to large men at gay clubs.

Just exercising my right to arm bears.

There were no gay men at the country club

For the second straight year.

When I was younger I was offered to join Boys 2 Men

Not the band. The strip club

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What do the lady reindeer do while the men are out with Santa on Christmas Eve?

They all head down to the Elks club and blow a few bucks.

I am starting a club for middle aged women to gather and find younger men to take home and make love to in front of their husbands.

I'll call it, the Coug Cucks Clan.

I went to a club the other night where all the men were dressed as women.

What a drag

Our town's male strip club has employed a lot of poorly endowed men.

Ironically, they aren't short staffed.

G Spot

A friend of mine opened a strip club called The G-Spot
It closed after a week as most men couldn't find it!

Men Club joke, G Spot

I tried starting a unisex cooking group focused on fried foods

But no one will join me in "The Battered Men & Women's Club"

Two men are playing a round of golf.

The third tee is close to a road, and just as one of the players is about to tee off he sees a funeral cortège driving slowly by. He breaks his shot, lays down his club, takes off his cap and bows his head as the procession passes.

'Wow' says his friend, 'That was very respectful.'

'I suppose so' says the first man, 'Mind you, I was married to her for 40 years.'

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