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Three guys are talking about their families (likely a re-post)

Three men - Bob, Joe, and David - are bragging about their families. Bob and Joe are Catholic, and David is m**....
Joe says "I've got four athletic daughters. One more and I'll have a championship basketball team."
Bob responds "I've got eight athletic sons. One more and I'll have an all-Anerican baseball team."
David answers "I've got five beautiful wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."

Sport b**...

At age 25 men play basketball
At age 40 men play tennis
At age 60 men play golf
The moral of the story is the older you get the smaller your b**... get

Two Hispanic men are playing basketball.

It's Juan on Juan.

*WARNING* Slightly racist!

Q: How do you stop five black men from beating up a white guy?
A: Throw a basketball at them.

I recently discovered why most women prefer taller men!

It's because they all wish to form a basketball team

Breaking News: the Warriors just signed the entire USA men's basketball team.

Why are men and basketball players alike?

They both dribble when trying to score.

I'm going to the Kentucky men's basketball game vs Grand Canyon tonight

I'm pretty worried, I hear Grand Canyon's really deep.


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