Men And Women Differences Jokes
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- What's the biggest difference between men and women? What they mean when they say I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie .
- A major difference between men and women is if a woman says "Sniff this." it usually smells nice.
- The difference between men and women is that men insult each other but don't really mean it and women compliment each other but don't really mean it.
- What's the difference between swim wear for men and swim wear for women? Men's swimwear is designed for swimming.
- The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used.
- What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.
- Difference between men and women Women tend to think outside the box
Men just want to be inside the box - What's the difference between Bill Cosby and O.J. Simpson? Simpson treats men and women equally.
- There is a big difference... between Men and Women when they say : "I finished a whole box of tissue watching that film last night..."
- There was a study on the different sexes least favorite word. They found that indeed "moist" was the least favorite word among women and that "deeper" was the least favorite word among men.
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Men And Women Differences One Liners
Which men and women differences one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with men and women differences? I can suggest the ones about men and women and men women.
- No man has ever won a game of "Notice anything different about me?"
- Some people ask, "Is there a difference between men and women?" I say that's nuts.
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Which hurts worse: a kick in the nuts, or having a baby?
This has been a debate over the ages: which hurts worse, getting a swift kick to the nuts or birthing a child. It's kind of hard to say since men and women are quite different creatures, but I have noticed something. If a woman goes through childbirth, sometimes a year or so later, she'll ask to have another baby. However, a man who has taken a kick to the jewels...
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Women.
Women will always say, the most excruciating pain in Life is Child Birth, I think different, I say the most excruciating pain in life is a kick in the b**..., after a couple of Years A Woman will say, shall we have another Baby, do Men look up and say can I have another kick in the b**...??..
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Men vs Women
One of the greatest differences between men and women is the reaction to the word "f**..."
Please settle an argument regarding this joke: why is it funny?
>What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
>30 pounds.
This joke has been the source of debate among my peers. I know I'm right, but I need evidence/validation. Why is this joke funny? What is the punch line implying?
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Some people think there's no difference between men and women...
...but I think there's a *vas deferens*.
The difference between men and women...
The difference between men and women? When men go shopping they know what they want, but not where it is. When women go shopping they have no clue what they want, but know exactly where it is.
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As politically incorrect as it is to admit, there is a difference between men and women.
A vast deferens.
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The difference between men and women.
Women only have two knees. Men have three, left knee, right knee, and a w**....
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Recent studies have shown that...
Recent studies have shown that both genders reply differently to certain questions.
For example, if you ask a woman "Why do women make better leaders than men?", they'll usually reply "Because women have better leadership."
But if you ask men the same question...
"Because a man will do anything to get a woman to shut up."
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What's the difference between men and women after death?
Women: Ugh...I'm so bloated!
Men: I've never been *this hard* before!
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The difference between men and women...
...is that after being in a relationship for six months a woman wonders if it's time to say 'I love you' and a man wonders if it time to f**... in bed.
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What's the difference between men and women when it comes to drinking?
My boys drive me to drink, but women drive me to drink.
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A woman is like a well-served table at which a man looks one way before he eats and differently after he ate.
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If a man has s**... with many different women, he's considered a player. If a woman has s**... with many different men...
Somehow I'm not one of them.
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What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
..A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
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What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants a man to satisfy their every little need.
A man wants all the women to satisfy their one and only little need.
Difference between men and women
A woman didn't come home one night.
The next morning her husband asks her where she was.
She says that she decided to sleep over at a friend's house.
The husband calls 10 of her best friends to see if that's true... none know anything about it.
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A man didn't come home one night.
The next morning his wife asks where he was.
He says that he decided to sleep over at a friend's house.
The wife calls 10 of his best friends to see if that's true...
8 of them confirm that he slept over, 2 of them claimed he was still at their house.
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So these two couples had known each other for decades, and would meet once a month for dinner.
It was always the same routine, they would meet at one couples house, and after dinner the women would go to the kitchen to clean up and catch up (not saying it's not sexist, but they were raised in different times) and the men would go to the living room for some catching up of their own.
The o**... says "So anything fun happen for you lately?" to which the other guy replies "Yeah...I saw a movie last week that was pretty good".
The first guy then says "Really? What was the name of it so maybe we could see it?" and the second guy replies "Oh geez, my memory is so bad......what's the name of those red flowers with the long stem and thorns?" to which the first guy replies "You mean a rose?"
"Yeah, yeah that's it." and over his shoulder he yells "Hey Rose, what's the name of that movie we saw last week?"
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**What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? **
A speech impediment.
**What's the Cuban National Anthem? **
Row row row your boat.
**What's the fastest way to a man's heart? **
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
**Did you hear about the Chinese couple who had a r**... baby? **
They named him Sum Ting Wong.
**Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking? **
Because those men already have boyfriends.
**What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? **
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
**What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? **
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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Difference between men and women
Julie didn't come home one night. When her husband Tom asked her where she'd been she said she spent the night at a girl friend's house.
Tom was a bit suspicious so he called her ten closest friends, but none of them had seen her.
The following week Tom didn't come home one night. Julie asks him where he'd been. So Tom says he got a bit drunk at a friend's place and thought it was safer not to drive but c**... out there.
Julie thinks he's been "fooling around" so rings his ten best mates.
All ten of them say he spent the night there and six claim he's still there.
You just can't please them
So three women were walking through town, when suddenly they spotted a building named, "Free Single Men". Desperate for love, the three women go inside. In the lobby, there stood a man who said (while pointing at an elevator across the room), "This building has 5 more floors. Each one with a different kind of man. Enjoy". The women proceed to enter the elevator. When they got to the first floor, a sign read, "This floor contains short, fat men". The women then went to the second floor. There a sign read, "This floor contains short, skinny men". The women then went to the 3rd floor, where the sign read, "This floor has tall, fat men". Then they went to the 4th floor, where the sign read, "This floor contains tall, skinny men". But when they got to the 5th floor, it was empty. The only thing there was a sign that read, "There are no men on this floor. This floor was created to prove the fact that there is no way to please a woman.
Pleasing Women
Three women go on vacation to an extravagant resort.
Upon arrival, the manager tells them, "we actually just opened a new building for single women, such as yourself! It has four stories, and you get to choose one of which you will stay in. Each floor has different types of men, and there will be signs at the entrance to each story, telling you what types you will find."
Figuring that it would be a fun adventure, they agree to these terms.
The women get to the first floor of the building. The sign reads "The Men on This Floor are Short, Pale, and Ugly".
Not seeing a reason why they would want to stay there, they proceed to the next floor, where they see a sign that reads "All Men on This Floor Are Average In Every Sense".
They begin to see a trend, and proceed to the next floor, wondering if their luck will improve.
The sign on the third floor reads "All Men on This Floor Are Tall, Dark, and Stunningly Handsome".
The women begin to get excited. They realize that this would be a wonderful floor to stay on, but curiosity gets the best of them, so they press on to the fourth and final floor.
Upon arrival to the last floor, they find a sign that reads
"There are no men on this floor. This floor was built with the sole purpose of proving that there is no way to please a woman."
The patient’s family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say.
"Things don’t look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves."
"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives.
"For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000."
Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood.
A few actually smirked.
But the patient’s daughter was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?"
"A standard pricing practice," said the head of the team. "Women’s brains have to be marked down because they have actually been used."
